George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is
waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," says the devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you. You
definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad
as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their
place.
I'll even let you decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he
agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard
Nixon and a large pool of water.
He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think
I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony
Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer time after time.
"No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be
in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." Commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw
Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a
while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free
to go!"
2006-10-28 06:53:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah!!!
Justice finally delivered.........almost as good as Hitler getting the pineapple up the poop-chute.
2006-10-28 07:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by kitty-mama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick, and this a a repeat of one2 days ago, just names changed.
2006-10-28 18:52:53 · answer #2 · answered by Rich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, in a strange way!
2006-10-28 14:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that is a great one.
2006-10-28 14:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe he is always funny with his fantastic statements
2006-10-28 15:00:32 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but funny, now I have to go wash my brain out.
2006-10-28 13:56:56 · answer #6 · answered by CALAVA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 14:09:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now who's suffering worse?
2006-10-28 14:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by borrowedtime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-10-28 14:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep. if its a joke its funny.;)
2006-10-28 14:12:07 · answer #10 · answered by fleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋