A little boy asks his mother for a bike for Christmas, and she tells him to write a letter to Santa.
So he starts it:
Dear Santa,
I want a bike for Christmas,I've been a good boy.
he knows this is not true so he tries again.
Dear Santa,
I want a bike for Christmas, I've tried to be a good boy,
He knows this is not the truth either, so he asks his mom if he can goto the church, when he returns he races to his room with a statue of the Virgin Mary hidden in his coat.
He sits down and writes a new letter,
Dear Jesus,
I got your mama, if you want want her back get me a bike for christmas.
2006-10-28 06:57:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please, folks who are grumping about this joke. God made us in his image, so if He didn't have a sense of humor we would not either.
2006-10-28 07:52:33 · update #1
Oh my God ! Black mailing Jesus !! A budding 'Kidnapper' asking for a Motor Cycle as a Ransom !!! Ha Ha Ha ....it was nicly presented naughty Joke !!!! I liked it ! LOL!
2006-10-28 07:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
naughty.. my favorited replace into getting arrested on a weeked holiday to missouri with some college acquaintances.. me and buddy went shot for shot on a bottle of everclear.. desire much less to declare i blacked out after 12 photos, next venture i be attentive to im in the decrease back of a cop vehicle.. lmao. it replace right into a great evening =]
2016-10-16 12:12:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i love it!!! tht kids a genuis.
P.S.
people lghten up its just a joke its not the downfall of ur religon
2006-10-28 07:29:21 · answer #3 · answered by acdc_rocks92 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh that is funny, I don't want to be next to that kid in a thunder storm.
2006-10-28 07:27:42 · answer #4 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....funny
2006-10-28 15:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG He oughta be ashamed of himself
2006-10-28 06:59:55 · answer #6 · answered by Just_Here_3 aNSWER 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not funny.
2006-10-28 07:42:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think it was funny at all, but that is just my opionion!!! Try another one!!!
2006-10-28 07:15:47 · answer #8 · answered by afinechic_2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is funny but, just for a joke
2006-10-28 07:02:58 · answer #9 · answered by Fiorella S 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would give that a thumbs down.. & I think I will!
2006-10-28 07:07:44 · answer #10 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋