1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
in housewares .... and see what happens.
5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the! bedding department.
8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?'
9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your
nose.
10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.
13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then,
yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in ! here!"
2006-10-28 07:08:01
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answered by Deanna H 3
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1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 2. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 4 Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to the loudest setting. 5. Play with the automatic doors. 6. Put M&M's on layaway. 7. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 8. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 9. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "..I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 10. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 11. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 12. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 13. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 14. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 15. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "tthe fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 16. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 17 Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 18. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 20. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
2016-05-22 03:19:18
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answered by Anonymous
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1) walk around the store knocking things over while saying "I want this one and this one....."
2) start screaming "I hate this store!"
3) start a food fight with all of the food
4) say "Ewww look I didn't think they sold poisonous snakes here. Oh look there's one over there!" really loudly
5) take all of the price tags off the items in the store
6) race around in a shopping cart seeing how many people you bump into
7) yell "free money outside the store"
8) run around screaming "I NEED TO USE A BATHROOM!!!!!!"
9) let out all of the fish, snakes, or whatever pets they have
10) take all the toilet paper and TP the store
2006-10-28 07:04:02
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1 start putting all the goods into your pockets
2 put the goods into your socks
3 put the goods down your trousers
4 put the goods into your handbag
5 start swearing at the security guard
6 throw everything off the shelves
7 do the toilet in the middle of the store
8 fart on the cashiers
9 start eating crisps off the shelves
10 scream your head off
11 lie on the floor and have a tantrum
12 get some cakes and rub it on the shelves
13 take some bread and break it into breadcrumbs
14 smash up cds
15 climb in a freezer and go to sleep
16 spit all over the floor
17 take all your clothes off
18 start running 100mph
19 take a monkey in the shop with you
20 take your shoes off and throw them at cashiers
21 make sure you are seen rearranging all the products
22 hit people
23 swear loudly
24 do acrobatics in the aisles
25 start dancing in everybodys way
26 cut your toenails in the aisles
27 wipe your bum in the aisles
28 start singing old songs
29 burp in peoples faces
30 start trying all the clothes on and walk around the shop with them on
31 go in on your bike
32 start a riot with old people
33 take all the leaflets out magazines and make paper aeroplanes
34 draw on the walls
35 go in drunk
36 steal balloons and blow them up
37 have a shave
38 start smoking
39 put goods in peoples bags
40 start ripping up books
Hope that is enough.
2006-10-28 07:02:36
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answered by Anonymous
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1. ride the carts up and down rows
2. tell every tht there is no tp in the fittin rooms
3. run through the store screamin "**** u walmart i escaped" while laughin a crazy evil laugh
4. pretend 2b an employee and when someone asks u summin lie and pretend 2 kno
5. climb in a freezer and preten u are sleepin/ have frozen
2006-10-28 07:35:26
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answered by acdc_rocks92 2
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I find that with a couple of melons and 9 cereal boxes you can create an impromptu bowling alley in the frozen foods aisle, to the displeasure of the management/inconvenience of the cleaning staff
2006-10-28 06:52:45
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answer #6
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answered by Feed me 1
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Stand beside the fried chips section and when someone picks a packet make an evil grin and rub your hands together. And U may say aloud "Ahaaaa, now it will be tested!"
2006-10-28 07:03:13
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answered by dr7amada 2
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5)Go to the cereal aisle and go through all the boxes, if someone ask what you are doing, look up and say with tears in your eyes "I cant find the prize inside"
6)play bumper shopping carts,
7)Go to the clothes section and put the pants on your head and wear the shirt like pants
8)Go to the egg section, paint all the eggs purple, then go to the manager and complain that they are selling eggs layed by alien chickens
9)Try and sell yourself
10)try and sell you inlaw/bratty couisen
11)If they offer free samples, get one, then go to the clothes section, put a shirt thats WAY to big, and imitaite an Astralian accent and go back for more samples, repeat with different costums and accents
12)Juggle the fruit, if someone ask, say your testing them for "flyability"
2006-10-28 07:02:25
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answered by terra_chan 4
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Stand next to my 65 year old mother while she's singing "Who let the dogs out" at the top of her lungs in the bread aisle! or when she shouts " Do you have enough KY Jelly left"
2006-10-29 02:23:46
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answered by shiloh6662001 3
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go to the wine/alcohol section and sing a wild version of beyonce's crazy in love usin a bottle of wine as a mic
2006-10-28 07:07:25
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answered by supernovaJ 4
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