Is these 2 jokes funny?
Is these 2 jokes funny?
1. a man is buying a large bag of dog food nuggets when a women behind him asks if he has a dog.
MAN: no, im on the dog- food nugget diet. you just load your pockets with nuggets and eat them when you just get peckish. since they are nutritionally complete and perfect healthy, ive dicided to try it again although i propably shouldn't. because last time i ended up in hostpital after losing three stone and woke up in intesive care
WOMEN: but surely thats a terrible idea the dog food must have poisoned you
MAN: no i was just sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls when a car hit me
2. bill 80 is in hostpital talking to the doctor and saying ''oh yeah god loves me he fixed my eye sight so i can see and he said every time i go to the bathroom at the night the light turns on by itself and turns of
the doctor told his wife about this and she said oh no hes been pising in the fridge again
2006-10-28 06:48:46 · 10 answers · asked by chij onpala 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My two jokes are better.
One is a song, and another is a Michael Jackson joke.
Number 1:
(Sung to the tune of 'I believe I Can Fly')
♫ I believe I can die, ♫
♫ I got ran over by the Ice Cream guy, ♫
♫ All I wanted was a popsicle, ♫
♫ Instead I ended up in a hospital . . . ♫
Number 2:
Q: What does a television and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both can get turned on by three year olds.
2006-10-28 17:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the two are humorous.First one is greater funnier. that's comedian tale for you: There are 3 blondes washed up on an island. unexpectedly a fairy seems and supply to offer each and every person of them one wish. the 1st blonde asks to be sensible. immediately, she is grew to become right into a brown haired female and he or she swims off the island. the subsequent one asks to be much greater sensible than the previous one, so immediately she is grew to become right into a magnificent redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island. The 0.33 blonde asks to alter into much greater sensible than the previous 2. The fairy turns her right into a guy, and he walks around the bridge.
2016-10-16 12:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Excellent.
2006-10-28 06:55:01 · answer #3 · answered by Who am I? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard them both before they are funny.
2006-10-28 07:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one is good but i have heard a similar version the second one was OK:)
2006-10-28 06:54:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, don't find either one funny!!! Just to be honest with you, I thought they was kinda dumb!!
2006-10-28 07:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by afinechic_2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-28 07:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, kinda.
2006-10-28 06:53:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sicko! i hate you!
2006-10-28 07:14:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its alright..
2006-10-28 06:54:29 · answer #10 · answered by jp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋