Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2006

Y/A has changed their format, I see. I tried to ask a simple question, but they wouldn't let me put it under polls/surveys. All I was going to say was....
HELP! I'm at work for 10 hours! Does anyone have any words of encouragement to help me through this wretched day?
Why couldn't that be put under polls/surveys?♥
Do you all like the way they've changed it?

2006-10-27 02:51:22 · 11 answers · asked by dyingatwork 6 in Polls & Surveys

Three Nuns were talking...

the first nun said, "i was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you
know what i found? a bunch of pornographic magazines!"
"what did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"well, of course i threw them all in the trash."
the second nun said, "well, i can top that. i was in the father's room putting
away the laundry and i found a bunch of condoms."
"oh my," gasped the other nuns. "what did you do?" they asked.
"i poked holes in all of them" she replied.
the third nun said, "oh shi*t."

2006-10-27 02:50:48 · 15 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Jokes & Riddles

or are u wearing a hat/cap ? ?

2006-10-27 02:50:48 · 20 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 02:49:39 · 7 answers · asked by hulk shahiq 1 in Music

2006-10-27 02:48:25 · 36 answers · asked by name. 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 02:48:16 · 7 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 02:48:03 · 29 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

Some movie sayings stay in your head long after you have forgotten much of the movie. Which ones do you remember most ?

2006-10-27 02:47:32 · 27 answers · asked by the doctor 1 in Movies

2006-10-27 02:47:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 02:47:24 · 3 answers · asked by Cassie_82 2 in Music

do you like the new stuff or the old stuff?

2006-10-27 02:46:33 · 20 answers · asked by Emily-rose 2 in Music

Why or why not?

2006-10-27 02:46:16 · 12 answers · asked by dyingatwork 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 02:45:48 · 9 answers · asked by s g 2 in Comics & Animation

hugger?
I am.(hugs) see?lol
Why does this annoy people?

2006-10-27 02:45:39 · 37 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

You know..the girls that wear thongs and low cut jeans so that when they sit down or bend over slightly, you see their thongs.

2006-10-27 02:44:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

2006-10-27 02:43:58 · 19 answers · asked by angel 4 in Jokes & Riddles

cool. just wanted to know.....

2006-10-27 02:42:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man walked into a curio shop in Galveston Texas.

Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must have it.

He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the bronze rat?"

"Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it Back," said the owner.

The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat; And I won't be bringing it back."

As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and began following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a little bit faster. Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing.

He started to trot towards the harbor. He took a nervous look around saw that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and they were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat as far out into the harbor as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the water after it, and were drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner, "You're bringing it back!"

"Actually no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want for that little bronze Mexican over there

2006-10-27 02:42:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-27 02:42:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse.

2006-10-27 02:42:21 · 11 answers · asked by unitedwestand7s 3 in Movies

2006-10-27 02:42:20 · 5 answers · asked by sue h 1 in Music

Give me a thumbs up if you find my question interesting :-)

2006-10-27 02:41:59 · 33 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 02:41:32 · 7 answers · asked by challenged 1 in Television

2006-10-27 02:41:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 02:40:31 · 13 answers · asked by sivai5 2 in Polls & Surveys

It is a disco song, and it is a girl and she sings 'and now we're here' and later on after that she goes 'Oh Yeeah Yeeeeah'.. please can I have the name of the song or artist?

2006-10-27 02:40:16 · 2 answers · asked by ♥HELLO♥ 2 in Music

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and
climb onto the examining table.
'Doctor,' she replied shyly, 'I just can't undress in front of you.'
'All right,' said the physician, 'I'll flick off the lights. You undress and
tell me when you're through.'
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: 'Doctor, I've undressed.
What shall I do with my clothes?'
'Put them on the chair, on top of mine.'

2006-10-27 02:40:10 · 4 answers · asked by G 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 02:39:46 · 43 answers · asked by brocky31uk 1 in Movies

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five
dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five
dollars from.
The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for
doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter: "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see
your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I
got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing
a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied: "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy! I tricked
him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

2006-10-27 02:38:52 · 15 answers · asked by G 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 02:38:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys