"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
2006-10-27 02:43:58 · 19 answers · asked by angel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great idea....my boyfriend is so gonna hate you for telling me this...but me mostly cuz he wont be able to live w/o his remote when the game is on...how else is he gonna flip from game to game? surely not get up and change the channels mannually...lol that thought is a joke lol
2006-10-27 02:50:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
On a slightly similar note, once on a rugby tour to France, one of our players had a 'marital aid' removed publicly from his carry on bag by security after it had been secreted there by another player for a laugh.
2006-10-27 02:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by sid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly for her the husband had taken all the cash out of her wallet.
2006-10-27 04:58:08 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
legally she could have just chopped his plums off and blamed it on PMT... But taking the tv remote, that's just twisted, it's feckin' sick......
2006-10-27 02:52:22 · answer #4 · answered by PvteFrazer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its a bit ridiculous. it shows you what has become of people today. and if it get worse each generation then imagine what its going to be like when were all old and cripled!
2006-10-27 02:46:49 · answer #5 · answered by webmessia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha........childish
but can appreciate the
humour behind it though.
Thanks for sharing.
Have a lovely weekend : - )
2006-10-27 03:03:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, i guess that was funny.
If you give me best answer i'll tell you the joke about the string who walks into a bar.
2006-10-27 02:49:46 · answer #7 · answered by BeautifulDevil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess what will be in my bag when I go shopping 2moz! he! he!
2006-10-27 02:46:32 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaha...maybe next time..she will put the tv in her purse instead of a remote.......sorry........thats a joke!!!!
2006-10-27 02:52:56 · answer #9 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2006-10-27 02:46:40 · answer #10 · answered by Bea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋