Three Nuns were talking...
the first nun said, "i was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you
know what i found? a bunch of pornographic magazines!"
"what did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"well, of course i threw them all in the trash."
the second nun said, "well, i can top that. i was in the father's room putting
away the laundry and i found a bunch of condoms."
"oh my," gasped the other nuns. "what did you do?" they asked.
"i poked holes in all of them" she replied.
the third nun said, "oh shi*t."
2006-10-27 02:50:48 · 15 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK U FOR THE LAUGH ^_^
2006-10-27 02:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by Bianca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
want a real good joke-we reap what we sow-and when you let Jesus forgive you as I had to too-you will know John chapter 3&10 lead the way -or else in life empty-when you die-in hell you will pray forever to hear one gnashin teeth forever for rejecting true love and amazing grace
2006-10-27 10:19:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very nice:I have one for you:
The police stops a guy for speeding.
policeman:Can i see you drivers license and id
the guy next to the driver:Man i told you we should had drank alcohol!?
the guy in the back sit:Is there more weed!?
the guy in the trunk:C'mon man why did we stop the corpse is getting smelly
2006-10-27 03:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by Servius Tullius 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha nice but the ending should be
the third nun fainted hahahaah
2006-10-27 02:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny. Who gets best answer?
2006-10-27 09:09:49 · answer #5 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrong!but if u like to then i think u can!u only live life once so live it as full and fun as possible.TRUE!
2006-10-27 03:28:14 · answer #6 · answered by mark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a damn good joke man.
2006-10-27 02:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by adi_dude4009 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
took a while but made me smile all right!!!
2006-10-27 02:52:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to ponder that question,no one will have sex with you.
2006-10-27 07:36:12 · answer #9 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg that was funny
2006-10-27 02:55:26 · answer #10 · answered by Kelci A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋