Entertainment & Music - 27 October 2006

i didle i do eat brown bread i saw a sausage fall down dead

2006-10-27 11:35:15 · 21 answers · asked by for a pound 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Where he'd meet fat chicks with five trailer park trash kids on welfare looking for child support?

2006-10-27 11:35:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

For me it's Closer by NIN but I also like Self Esteem by Offspring I guess it all depends on my mood.

2006-10-27 11:34:31 · 10 answers · asked by blondie22334455 4 in Music

2006-10-27 11:34:17 · 24 answers · asked by ladyhawke 3 in Movies

2006-10-27 11:33:51 · 22 answers · asked by O♥/ MalOdey /Oღ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 11:32:56 · 4 answers · asked by private 1 in Television

2006-10-27 11:32:41 · 22 answers · asked by O♥/ MalOdey /Oღ 5 in Polls & Surveys

the who band members who are dead

2006-10-27 11:32:20 · 4 answers · asked by imamom2 1 in Music

Don't get me wrong I liked the show, it was okay. But did it get the hype it did simply because it's an original idea amongst the redone/overdone movies being released recently?

2006-10-27 11:31:31 · 11 answers · asked by once_upn_atime 2 in Movies

If you where driving down a highway, which Celebrity naked on a billboard would make you lose control over your car?

2006-10-27 11:30:40 · 18 answers · asked by Bo V 4 in Celebrities

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope." replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?". Again Jimmy says "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.

Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of
lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied.

Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."

2006-10-27 11:30:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-27 11:30:22 · 25 answers · asked by ♥ to ...... 5 in Polls & Surveys

am just watching him on johnathon ross - has he had a face lift cos he looks the same as he did 4 years ago.

2006-10-27 11:29:15 · 10 answers · asked by magicalle 4 in Celebrities

I'm off to bed, sweet dreams...

2006-10-27 11:29:10 · 38 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2 in Polls & Surveys

Chilly Willy: penguin.
Girlfriend: also a peguin.
Cartoon

2006-10-27 11:29:08 · 1 answers · asked by puddin&pie 2 in Comics & Animation

Freaky i Know! but i too belive the government is messing with out minds... some sort of conspiracy

2006-10-27 11:29:01 · 6 answers · asked by H03S K33P MY NAM3 0F Y0 M0UTH 1 in Movies

2006-10-27 11:28:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Both of my kids are going to dress as vampires for this halloween. We're having a little party, as always, and we're rounding things off with a spooky movie. Last year, and the year before that come to think of it, we watched a Harry Potter film. So this year I thought we could watch something with vampires. One son is 7, the other is 5, so Interview With The Vampire and From Dusk Til Dawn are both out!! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Cheers, chaps and chapettes :o)

2006-10-27 11:28:30 · 15 answers · asked by Tish P 6 in Movies

mine is green mile armageddon errr there were others but cant think of em

2006-10-27 11:27:48 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Im only getting small ones easy to handle

2006-10-27 11:27:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-27 11:27:22 · 18 answers · asked by cookiemaster2006 1 in Polls & Surveys

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?" He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?" Again he declines. "No, thanks. It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. "Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes...?" Once more, he declines. "Again, thanks, but it's this Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite." "Well, then", she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm f****ing STARVING!"

2006-10-27 11:27:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Its from the 80's & goes like this...

What about me...it isnt fair, ive had enough now i want my share, cant u see...?
you just take more than you give...

Who sings it & what the name? I didnt a search for What About Me & i dont think thats it.

2006-10-27 11:26:58 · 3 answers · asked by MANDEE 3 in Music

2006-10-27 11:26:19 · 10 answers · asked by trickortreat 2 in Horoscopes

pretend for a moment that you found yourself in a alternate reality. this world has mythical creatures and you are a powerful wizard or surceress. you were trapped there for 2 years. The creatures have come to love and adore you; and even worship you. you also have come to love & adore some of them. now here is the tricky part. you found out a doorway back to your world will open that day and then close forever after that. But a terrible event is about to happen and you are the only hope of survival for these creatures. do you go back to your family,freinds & life you knew or do you stay and save them?

2006-10-27 11:26:09 · 23 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

This one might be easy but....

What starts with 0 legs,

Goes to 2,

Then goes to 3-4

Then goes back down to 0

2006-10-27 11:25:36 · 9 answers · asked by Orion M 3 in Jokes & Riddles

And it freaked the crap out of me! i'm so freaked right now. anyone else get waaay too scarred with this one?

2006-10-27 11:25:34 · 5 answers · asked by Starry Eyes 5 in Movies

she says, to all 100 of them, a condom was found on the premises this morning!!!! 99 go oohh!!! 1 at the back goes, he he,
mother superior says, the condom was used!!! 99 go, ooh!!! 1 at the back goes, he he he, mother superior says, and it was split!!! 99 go, he he he, 1 at the back goes, oohh!!

2006-10-27 11:25:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-27 11:24:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is he an ex-football player?

2006-10-27 11:23:41 · 6 answers · asked by The Lou 2 in Celebrities