While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope." replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?". Again Jimmy says "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of
lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."
2006-10-27 11:30:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this one is great man ;)
2006-10-27 12:12:55 · answer #1 · answered by sherif e 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
right that's a number of my popular humorous video clips: Dumb and Dumber something approximately Mary Pineapple convey Knocked Up Zoolander waiting 0.5 Baked The Hangover (while i think of of a few extra i will upload them) =)
2016-12-08 22:43:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha.
Little johnny always walked home from school with mary, but this day mary went running past him.
He caught up, and said to mary--why are you running?
She said, i am bleeding.
He said -where?
She said here, and lifted her dress up , lowering her panties.
He said , oh my god thats dreadfull.
she said -Why?
He said --somebodys cut your willy off.
2006-10-27 11:41:58 · answer #3 · answered by Ron~N 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
that was flippin funny i so have to tell someone that..thanks for the laugh
2006-10-27 11:33:22 · answer #4 · answered by someones_cowgirl07 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-27 12:17:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No hahahahaha
2006-10-27 14:10:25 · answer #6 · answered by tea cup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny xx
2006-10-27 12:53:02 · answer #7 · answered by pinkie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well thats nice n all but i wanna know about boobs
2006-10-27 11:33:49 · answer #8 · answered by p-dogg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dirty little voyeur !!! keep it going , Miranda !!!
2006-10-27 11:35:46 · answer #9 · answered by rocknrod04 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what is wrong with you? he could have sold tickets!
2006-10-27 11:34:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋