A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?" He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?" Again he declines. "No, thanks. It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat, offering to go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. "Or would you rather I make you a pizza from scratch? Or, how about a tasty stir fry? That'll only take a couple of minutes...?" Once more, he declines. "Again, thanks, but it's this Viagra. It's really taken the edge off my appetite." "Well, then", she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm f****ing STARVING!"
2006-10-27 11:27:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA , another funny one for Miranda !!!
2006-10-27 11:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by rocknrod04 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol funny xx
2006-10-27 19:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by pinkie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-27 19:11:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2006-10-27 20:28:26 · answer #4 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
flippin funny i loved it.
2006-10-27 18:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by someones_cowgirl07 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats AWESOME!!!
2006-10-27 18:39:08 · answer #6 · answered by brngn_sxy_bck 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved it!
2006-10-27 18:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by kamaole3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-27 19:19:08 · answer #8 · answered by sherif e 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny i lyk ! :)
2006-10-27 18:36:36 · answer #9 · answered by peditonlupita 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that's good.
2006-10-27 18:49:39 · answer #10 · answered by fred k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋