i didle i do eat brown bread i saw a sausage fall down dead
2006-10-27 11:35:15 · 21 answers · asked by for a pound 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you saw a sasauge fall down dead! Is that what you said?
Me think you are not right in d head....
2006-10-27 11:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by Trina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
2006-10-27 22:52:39 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You saw a sausage fall down dead? It wasn't a sausage, you've been misled!
You forgot to mention where this occurred. you can tell us, we won't breathe a word!
You were in your bed, with the bread, like you said, however you weren't alone, and we know that you're prone
to some late night snacking, before you get tucked
but that sausage got bigger and then you got F****D!
2006-10-27 11:50:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I picked up the brown bread and put in the sausage that was dead AND EAT IT hahahah funny
2006-10-27 12:18:48 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a bad mouth muvva
Wiv an Oozi for a bruvva
2006-10-27 11:45:12 · answer #5 · answered by Sunshine Smile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 brown bear
couple ducks
3 running hare
4 fat fickle females sitting on a fence
5 fiery fireman fighting a fire
6 simple simons sitting sipping scotch
7 sicilian sailors sailing the seven seas on a sloop
8 egotistical egotists echo echoing egotistical extacies
9 gnarly nappy nuns nibbling on nikki's nipples on highway 99
10 i am not a fig plucker nor am i a fig pluckers son, but i will fuc# until the fig plucker comes.
2006-10-27 11:40:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Niceee......
Ngu Ngo Nga Nghi
2006-10-27 11:42:10 · answer #7 · answered by leazngurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
up came a cabbage and bashed him on the head, hi diddly hi ty brown bread.
2006-10-27 11:39:50 · answer #8 · answered by tallulaberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
North. South
East or West
GT or Trini
Brown R Best.........
2006-10-27 12:17:50 · answer #9 · answered by Leanna 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the egg it cried and ran away
and told the tale the very next day
2006-10-27 11:38:30 · answer #10 · answered by magicalle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋