Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2006

I have just retired, alwayes worked nights, usually put TV on when
I got home and fell asleep...have just discovered the Radio, just
wondered, anyone else ????

2006-10-26 13:15:01 · 5 answers · asked by landgirl60 4 in Other - Entertainment

I know the answer. but if you anwer it right, you get a prize!

2006-10-26 13:14:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am for the holidays!

2006-10-26 13:14:49 · 10 answers · asked by lynette 1 in Polls & Surveys

whats that joke about a boy asks his mom what that is while they were in the shower and she said garage. then he asked his dad the same thing in the shower and hes said my car. then one night he saw his mom and dad and yelled mom das car is in your garage can someone tell me the real way to say it I cant remember

2006-10-26 13:14:42 · 4 answers · asked by *~♥3r|k@♥~* 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-26 13:14:09 · 3 answers · asked by fred d 1 in Television

im having a halloween party on sat and im not sure what music to play
i dont really want to play halloween-y music
just a range to keep everyone happy
any suggestions??
xx

2006-10-26 13:13:36 · 17 answers · asked by MARILYN P 2 in Music

A girl walks into radio sack and wants to by a t.v, so she gose up to the clerk and saids, Can I buy that t.v and he saids No. Why? Because, your a blond.
Three hours later she trys again and and saids Can I buy the t.v now and he saids No. Why? Because your a blond.
Three hours later she trys ONCE AGAIN and saids Can I buy the t.v now and he saids No because your a blond. She saids, How can you tell I'm a blond!
Because, it's not a t.v, it's a microwave.

2006-10-26 13:13:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There was once this happily married old couple, well, they were happy apart from one thing, the husband's bad habbit of breaking wind every morning.

On their 30th wedding anniversary, the wife woke up,as usual, coughing and and gasping for breath. She then decided that she was so fed up with this that she would get her revenge. So she went downstairs, into the kitchen, picked up a big bowl, and filled it with raw liver,mashed potato, gravy, red wine and minced beef, shemixed it all up, went upstairs and dumped the contents of the bowl into the bed next to her husband. She went downstairs and waited.

About an hour later, the wife heard acouple of huge farts reverberate off the foorboards and then she heard a blood curdling scream.

About an hour later the husband came down the stairs holding the "bloodstained" sheets and pyjamas. He then said

'wife, all these years you've been telling me, but i never did, but now i knew i should have listend.'

'What do you mean?' asked the wife tying not laugh.

'All these years you've been telling me that one day i'd fart my guts out, and today it finally happend. But by the grace of god and these two fingers i got them all back in again'

2006-10-26 13:11:59 · 19 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

just curios cause mine is give me novacane/silver and cold

2006-10-26 13:11:25 · 17 answers · asked by #1 AFI FAN 1 in Music

i neeed to write a lyric poem with a lot of emotion and i do know wat to write about!!! any ideas?

2006-10-26 13:10:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i want to make a 360 page, but i don't have a real pic. of me to put on there. should i even bother then??

2006-10-26 13:10:19 · 5 answers · asked by â?¥sarah 4 in Polls & Surveys

what would I see?? Could I see clear to your soul......or....do you have lying eyes??

2006-10-26 13:09:53 · 27 answers · asked by emotional blonde 5 in Polls & Surveys

What's the most interesting question u have ever been asked?

2006-10-26 13:09:13 · 12 answers · asked by Darkcrow 2 in Polls & Surveys

I would like to place it on ma space, but all of the ones on sites have to click started. I'd like to find it in the music section, so it plays automaticly. I have the link for the song below:

http://www.poqbum.com/FlashAnimations/dubdub.htm

2006-10-26 13:08:33 · 3 answers · asked by phantom2921 2 in Music

I just started watching it from the begining and I just don`t get his character at all!!!

2006-10-26 13:08:31 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-26 13:08:08 · 28 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"

Have you ever heard of this joke?
I like it!

2006-10-26 13:08:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Okay, you know how in the beginning there's that waitress who says she's 19 and the 26 yr old guy asks for her number? How come in the next scene she was going to high school? She's not really 19? Did anything happen between them?

2006-10-26 13:08:01 · 11 answers · asked by Doctor Phil 1 in Movies

A blonde is driving the wrong way down a one-way street late at night. There is a cop sitting across the street, and he sees this, so he pulls her over. He walks up to the window and bends down to ask for her driver's license. She looks at him stupidly and says, "Driver's license? What's that??"

He tells her "It's the little rectangular thing with your picture on it, that says you can drive a car." "OH DUH!!! OK... Here ya go!" He looks at it and then asks if he can see her proof of insurance. She looks at him, even more confused than before, and says, "Insurance? What's that?"

He rolls his eyes and tells her, "It's the little piece of paper that says if you have a wreck, that someone is going to pay for the damage. "OH DUH!!! OK... I know what that is now... Here ya go!"

He starts thinking how dumb this woman is, and glances around to see if anyone else is around or might see what's going on, but no one is, so he unzip his pants, and pulls it out. She looks at him, looks at it, and exclaims,

"OH NO! Not another breathalyzer test!"

2006-10-26 13:07:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-26 13:05:35 · 36 answers · asked by Rain 1 in Polls & Surveys

im dressing up basically like a whore.. but i heard there are like call lines and smthng about rice and water guns.. can someone give me explanations and extra tips like these?

2006-10-26 13:05:18 · 11 answers · asked by mervelash 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-26 13:05:02 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

the song "ya ali" from the movie "Gangster" has been copied from "ya ghali". "Guitara" are a Kuwait based band.
I think this is an Arabic song.

2006-10-26 13:05:00 · 4 answers · asked by tht 1 in Music

How some people get easilly overlooked, have you also noticed this?

2006-10-26 13:04:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 13:04:48 · 33 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Polls & Surveys

lol, if u can, please give instruments, beat, rhythm, etc.

2006-10-26 13:04:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A cold shower?

2006-10-26 13:03:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-10-26 13:03:44 · 3 answers · asked by SaveDarfur.org 2 in Music

to whisper somthing in my ear what would it be??

2006-10-26 13:03:29 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I try to find the best qualities in everyone, but MAN, sometimes it just isn't possible. Know what I mean?

2006-10-26 13:02:14 · 22 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys