There was once this happily married old couple, well, they were happy apart from one thing, the husband's bad habbit of breaking wind every morning.
On their 30th wedding anniversary, the wife woke up,as usual, coughing and and gasping for breath. She then decided that she was so fed up with this that she would get her revenge. So she went downstairs, into the kitchen, picked up a big bowl, and filled it with raw liver,mashed potato, gravy, red wine and minced beef, shemixed it all up, went upstairs and dumped the contents of the bowl into the bed next to her husband. She went downstairs and waited.
About an hour later, the wife heard acouple of huge farts reverberate off the foorboards and then she heard a blood curdling scream.
About an hour later the husband came down the stairs holding the "bloodstained" sheets and pyjamas. He then said
'wife, all these years you've been telling me, but i never did, but now i knew i should have listend.'
'What do you mean?' asked the wife tying not laugh.
'All these years you've been telling me that one day i'd fart my guts out, and today it finally happend. But by the grace of god and these two fingers i got them all back in again'
2006-10-26 13:11:59 · 19 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was sick, but it made me laugh, i give u a thumbs up!
2006-10-26 13:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by Gilbert 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't have a husband, you have a room mate. It seems he isn't there for you emotionally or physically. It actually sounds as if he doesn't love you. I know in your culture the parents arrange what they assume would be a happy union. But as a human, your heart may be in a different place. Since you are motivated by your career and you want a home and children, maybe you should consider his family's wish and just divorce so you can obtain your goals in life. And just because you divorce doesn't make you a failure. Your husband isn't exactly giving 100% in this relationship.
2016-05-21 23:25:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeewwwwweeee! Thats AWFUL! LMAO!
2006-10-26 13:15:06 · answer #3 · answered by venusiaint 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats awesomely FUNNY!!! LOL :D
really good.
2006-10-26 13:17:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before , still hilarious !!
2006-10-26 13:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by Hannah H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-10-26 13:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by 90 civic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats good :D thing is you can imagine a guy somewhere doing it :D
2006-10-26 13:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeewwwwwwwww. but kind of funny
2006-10-26 13:21:53 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is just...
wow
and its not eaasy to leave this dumb girl speechless
2006-10-26 13:14:23 · answer #9 · answered by justsomedumbgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who smelt it delt it, however who denied it, got it shoved up his a**!
2006-10-26 13:17:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋