A blonde is driving the wrong way down a one-way street late at night. There is a cop sitting across the street, and he sees this, so he pulls her over. He walks up to the window and bends down to ask for her driver's license. She looks at him stupidly and says, "Driver's license? What's that??"
He tells her "It's the little rectangular thing with your picture on it, that says you can drive a car." "OH DUH!!! OK... Here ya go!" He looks at it and then asks if he can see her proof of insurance. She looks at him, even more confused than before, and says, "Insurance? What's that?"
He rolls his eyes and tells her, "It's the little piece of paper that says if you have a wreck, that someone is going to pay for the damage. "OH DUH!!! OK... I know what that is now... Here ya go!"
He starts thinking how dumb this woman is, and glances around to see if anyone else is around or might see what's going on, but no one is, so he unzip his pants, and pulls it out. She looks at him, looks at it, and exclaims,
"OH NO! Not another breathalyzer test!"
2006-10-26 13:07:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that's funny
2006-10-26 13:17:16 · answer #1 · answered by fred k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2006-10-26 20:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg i sooo did not expect that!! but haha that was funny
2006-10-26 20:10:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it.
2006-10-26 20:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute :)
2006-10-26 20:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by AB 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg... lmao!! Haha!!
2006-10-26 20:10:25 · answer #6 · answered by misery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋