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A girl walks into radio sack and wants to by a t.v, so she gose up to the clerk and saids, Can I buy that t.v and he saids No. Why? Because, your a blond.
Three hours later she trys again and and saids Can I buy the t.v now and he saids No. Why? Because your a blond.
Three hours later she trys ONCE AGAIN and saids Can I buy the t.v now and he saids No because your a blond. She saids, How can you tell I'm a blond!
Because, it's not a t.v, it's a microwave.

2006-10-26 13:13:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Ok, I don't have the joke all right because of a wig and all. Sorry.

2006-10-26 13:23:46 · update #1

11 answers

how funny are you a blonde i am not a blonde

2006-10-26 13:15:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no it goes like this:


A blonde walks in to a pawn shop. She looks around for a while and then approaches the clerk. ''I would like to buy that TV over there.''

The clerk says ''I am sorry lady we don't serve blondes here.''

The blonde leaves in a huff. The next day she returns wearing a brunette wig. ''I would like to purchase that TV over there.''

Again the clerk says ''Lady I told you yesterday we do not serve blondes here.''

Now the blonde is furious. The next day she dresses like a man (a suit, tie, mustache, etc.).

She approaches the clerk and says in a deep voice, ''I would like to purchase the TV over there!''

The clerk says ''Lady I told you twice already we do not sell to blondes here!''

She says to the clerk ''How can you tell? Yesterday I wore a wig, today I am dressed like a man, how can you tell it is me??''

He laughs and says, ''Because that's a microwave!!!!''

2006-10-26 13:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by *~♥3r|k@♥~* 2 · 3 0

Not Funny

2006-10-26 13:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by G 1 · 0 0

You need to find some jokes that haven't been on here.

2006-10-26 13:17:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Not exactly what I call funny.

2006-10-26 23:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0 0

i think you forgot to mention that she yed her hair twice.. or had a wig..

2006-10-26 13:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i've heard that before

2006-10-26 13:15:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

poor poles, they cant help it!

2006-10-26 22:31:56 · answer #8 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0 0

nice one!!

2006-10-26 13:19:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice. :)

2006-10-26 13:51:54 · answer #10 · answered by Courtney 1 · 0 0

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