Entertainment & Music - 26 October 2006

put him in a round room, and tell him to pee in the corner

2006-10-26 13:24:40 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-26 13:24:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Can u also tell me ur favorite singer?

2006-10-26 13:24:22 · 6 answers · asked by Sora 6 in Polls & Surveys

i have the dvd and the cd!!

2006-10-26 13:24:09 · 13 answers · asked by ashley 1 in Celebrities

well to he honest i have no idea if he is, but most of my friends are telling me that he is. so i'm asking you guys, what you think about it.

2006-10-26 13:24:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-26 13:23:53 · 11 answers · asked by qaz11u 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-26 13:23:46 · 3 answers · asked by Pawpaw 1 in Movies

What issue was it?

2006-10-26 13:23:08 · 4 answers · asked by Boredom 2 in Magazines

2006-10-26 13:22:26 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Horoscopes

The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Jones, but we have some information about your wife."

"Well, tell me!" the man said.

The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worse, Mr. Jones said, "Give me the bad news first."

So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the San Francisco Bay."

"Oh my god!" said Mr. Jones, overcome by emotion.
Remembering what the cop had said, he asked, "So what's the good news?"

"Well," said the cop, "when we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her."

"If that's the good news, then what's the great news!?!" he asked.

And the cop replied...
"We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning!"

2006-10-26 13:22:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Personally I would like Jim to fix it for me to have one night of unadulterated passion with the beautiful Welsh Goddess Katherine Jenkins.

2006-10-26 13:22:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-26 13:21:57 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

it just came it out!!! its hott

2006-10-26 13:20:31 · 6 answers · asked by natasha_paiige 1 in Celebrities

tell me your thuaghts on the show on wednesday! on the commercial for next week we saw a little green tv with something on the screen like a man who was it?

2006-10-26 13:20:18 · 9 answers · asked by Hanah S 1 in Television

In 1995, what music artist won a Best Song Oscar for a composition from The Lion King?

You have to spell the artists name correctly to get the points

2006-10-26 13:19:52 · 8 answers · asked by frecklesnsunkiss 2 in Music

Me: How can you fit a elephant in a safeway bag?
You: How?
Me:Take away letter F in WAY!
You: There's no F in way!
Me:Get it?

(I got it from my friend I didn't make it up)

2006-10-26 13:19:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am really into this show - the last episode was really good. I was kind of worried with the 3rd episode kind of dragging on...predictable, but it is getting good.

2006-10-26 13:19:27 · 7 answers · asked by totalstressor 4 in Television

From the UK... they are awesome!

2006-10-26 13:19:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

10!

2006-10-26 13:18:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.

"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."

"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.

"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".

"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"

2006-10-26 13:18:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.

Oh no! Where's my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?

There go the lights again?

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.

What's this doing here?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?!

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?"

2006-10-26 13:17:45 · 15 answers · asked by Gemini23 4 in Jokes & Riddles

diffrence between slutty and sexy??

2006-10-26 13:17:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me, my man telling me the same old tired excuses about where he's been. He is creeping, but he wants his cake and eat it to. I tired because is not love. What about you?

2006-10-26 13:17:10 · 16 answers · asked by shaunee 3 in Polls & Surveys

No matter how you may try, the words just aren't special enough?

2006-10-26 13:17:06 · 24 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

"it goes( PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN FRONT OF YOUR RIGHT FOOT AND WALK WITH ME, THROUGH THE CITY OF CHI WHERE THE VULTURES BE) then he raps about the different gangs in different hoods in chicago its an old cut but he be jammin

2006-10-26 13:16:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-26 13:16:40 · 6 answers · asked by JenaMarie 2 in Television

2006-10-26 13:16:33 · 19 answers · asked by G 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is there anything you want so badly that you'd be willing to sell your soul to the devil over, if it were a possibility?

2006-10-26 13:15:32 · 16 answers · asked by nikkismiles7 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-26 13:15:21 · 5 answers · asked by qaz11u 1 in Polls & Surveys

everyone keeps talking about 360 pages.. is that a yahoo thing? What is it and how do you make one? I ran out of my limit of answers for the day and now I dont know what to do...

2006-10-26 13:15:02 · 4 answers · asked by Stepherz 3 in Polls & Surveys