"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.
Oh no! Where's my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
There go the lights again?
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.
What's this doing here?
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?"
2006-10-26 13:17:45 · 15 answers · asked by Gemini23 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good joke
how about Whats that for?
2006-10-26 13:25:26 · answer #1 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-26 20:24:06 · answer #2 · answered by aliciarox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops
2006-10-26 20:27:40 · answer #3 · answered by tinker46139 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
"........so, my doctor goes on to tell me that I have early onset Alzheimer's......"
"What are we doing for lunch today?"
"Did everyone remember to scrub up this time?"
"I feel better now, but that 103 fever was killing me this morning."
"So this operation is the first of its kind at this hospital?"
"What the hell do you mean, they are towing my car?"
"I hope this operation does better then my last one."
"Did someone remember the duct tape?"
"Who is the Anesthetist, Moe, Curly or Larry?"
"No mistakes this time, okay everyone?"
"The blood bank is contaminated?"
2006-10-26 21:14:31 · answer #4 · answered by slivers 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
oh no . I cut the wrong part
losing way too much blood
Ive never done this before
I think he will be okay
I know I did something wrong, it doesn't look right
I cut too deep
If pulls through my surgery it will be a miracle...
2006-10-26 20:26:54 · answer #5 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...I got the same thing forwarded to my email too.
2006-10-26 20:19:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one I heard right before I fell asleep was:
"It ain't like she's gonna remember anyway". !!!!
2006-10-26 20:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by bluejeanrose 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I said bring me a but light..not a bud light!!!
2006-10-26 20:19:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious lol that must be an expensive kidney.
2006-10-26 20:22:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hah some of them were funny
2006-10-26 20:27:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋