A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.
"Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I'm in the doghouse."
"What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.
"My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."
"That's easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, 'Of course I will'".
"Yeah," says the other man, "that's what I meant to say. But what came out was, 'Of course I do.'"
2006-10-26 13:18:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love your jokes. I see your icon... and stop to see... I think there should be a catagory just for you.
2006-10-26 13:20:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
And that is exactly why he's sitting on the porch. Well we all know who's sleeping on the couch tonight. If he's lucky enough to get that.
2006-10-26 13:55:25 · answer #2 · answered by Jazzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's as bad as the question: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
If you say "Sure, honey," you're in the doghouse.
If you say "No, you're just fine," she thinks you're lying.
If you say "Anything makes you look fat," you may as well forget about ever getting it any more.
What can you say? At least this guy was honest!
2006-10-26 13:30:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
2006-10-26 13:45:21 · answer #4 · answered by Tyler 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course I still love you Miranda... Even better when you lose the weight!
2006-10-26 13:22:04 · answer #5 · answered by Kontra~Diction 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is awesome!! Great joke!!
Like the old lady, it's a keeper.
The Dude.
2006-10-26 13:24:12 · answer #6 · answered by The Dude... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aint that like a man
2006-10-26 13:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
its just a grammatical mistake. where is the trick
its similar to this
teacher wrote a sentence "woman without her man is nothing" and told the students to correct it
guys wrote it as "woman, without her man, is nothing"
gals wrote it as " woman, without her, man is nothing"
2006-10-26 13:24:22 · answer #8 · answered by Gundruk 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL FUNNY!!! what you said and what the girl above me said
2006-10-26 13:28:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol another foot in mouth moment
2006-10-26 13:26:19 · answer #10 · answered by fred k 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
