A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
Have you ever heard of this joke?
I like it!
2006-10-26 13:08:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes Ive heard it, but its still a good joke..................... My husband however thinks its a story about a future talk with our son....... ha ha
2006-10-26 13:12:09 · answer #1 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2006-10-26 20:52:12 · answer #2 · answered by Tyler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First time I've heard that one, it's funny!
2006-10-26 20:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by AB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have not heard it, but I like it. Definately made me smile.
2006-10-26 20:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by save_thetrees 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-10-26 20:11:14 · answer #5 · answered by Just Jess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard it but it was funny!!!
2006-10-26 20:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by Kelsey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Neat.
2006-10-26 20:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by Just Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is pretty good for an beginner
2006-10-26 20:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by kellee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard of it, but i like it, thanx for sharing it
2006-10-26 20:10:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it but it is really good
2006-10-26 20:09:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
