can you help me with this joke?

Question

whats that joke about a boy asks his mom what that is while they were in the shower and she said garage. then he asked his dad the same thing in the shower and hes said my car. then one night he saw his mom and dad and yelled mom das car is in your garage can someone tell me the real way to say it I cant remember

Answer 1

A little girl asks her dad if she can take a shower with him. He says, "Sure just don't look down."

So she gets in but looks down and asks, "What's that?"

Her dad says, "A car."

Then she gets in the shower with her mom on one condition, that she does not look up nor down. So she gets in and looks down and asks, "Mommy whats that?"

Her mom says, "My garage."

Then she looks up and asks, "Whats that?"

Mom replies, "My head lights."

Then she gets in the bed with her mom and dad, looks under the covers and says, "Mommy turn on your head lights the car's coming into the garage."
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Here's another joke along the same line:

A little girl and a little boy were outside playing one day. They had to pee really badly so they went in the bushes.

The little boy pulled down his pants and the girl said, "What's that?"

The little boy said, "I don't know, when I get home I will ask my dad."

The little girl pulled down her pants, the boy said, "What's that?"

The little girl said, "I don't know, when I get home I'll ask my mom."

So the little boy went home, pulled down his pants, and said, "Dad, what's this?"

The dad said, "Son, that's your '57 Dragster and you can park it in any girl's garage you want."

The little girl goes home, pulls down her pants and says, "Mom, what's this?"

The mom says, "Well, that is your garage and don't let any boy park his '57 Dragster in it."

The next day, the little boy and the little girl were outside playing again. Once again, they had to pee really badly, so they went in the bushes.

The little boy pulls down his pants and the girl said, "Did your dad tell you what yours was?" And the boy told her what his dad said.

The little girl pulls down her pants the boy asks, "Did your mom tell you what yours was?" And the girl told him what her mom said.

All of a sudden, the boy started screaming and crying and the girl's mom came running outside to find out what happened.

The girl replied, "A boy tried to park his '57 Dragster in my garage, and I bit his back wheels off!"

Answer 2

is it?, "one day a little boy was in the shower with his mom, and he asks 'mom what is that?' and she says 'its my garage', so then the next day the boy showers with his dad, and he's like 'dad what is that?' and his dad says ' it's my car, and at night i keep it in mom's garage', so then the boy says 'oh well it must be a big garage' and the dad asks why, so the boys says 'because the mailman keeps his truck in there during the day', or maybe thats another one, but similar.lol

Answer 3

i think its like this....
the boy asks his mom in the shower what 'it' is and she says her garage, he then asks what her boobs are and she says her headlights the boy asks the dad the same thing he says his car. one night he saw his mom and dad and told his mom to turn her headlights on so his dad could see to get his car in the garage. i think thats right.

Answer 4

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