Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.You can be president.You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to the water park.You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.The world's your urinal.Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress £2000, wedding Tux £50.People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.Phone conversations are over in 30secs flat.A 5day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.Your underwear is £5.50 for a 3pack.You only have to shave your face & neck.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.You can do your nails with a pocket knife.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.Your belly usually hides your big hips.New shoes don't cut,blister or mangle your feet.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.You can do Xmas shopping for 25relatives on 24th Dec in 25mins WHO WOULD WANT TO BE A MAN??
2006-10-25
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