Is it a man's world?

Question

Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.You can be president.You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to the water park.You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.The world's your urinal.Same work, more pay.Wrinkles add character.Wedding dress £2000, wedding Tux £50.People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.Phone conversations are over in 30secs flat.A 5day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.Your underwear is £5.50 for a 3pack.You only have to shave your face & neck.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.You can do your nails with a pocket knife.You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.Your belly usually hides your big hips.New shoes don't cut,blister or mangle your feet.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.You can do Xmas shopping for 25relatives on 24th Dec in 25mins WHO WOULD WANT TO BE A MAN??

NOTE TO wupout28m......I'm a woman not a man ;)

Answer 1

Your right fidgety.
We never have to worry about other people's feelings.
Reverse parking is easy.
Foreplay is optional.
Flowers fix everything.
You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
One mood all the time.
You don't care a dam if no-one notices your new haircut.
Window shopping is what you do when you buy windows.
You don't have to clean your house if the meter reader's coming by.
Grey hair and wrinkles add character.
You can quietly watch a game on tv with a mate for hours without ever thinking he's mad at you.
Farts are not funny,they are bloody hilarious.

Yes who would want to be a man fidgety?

Answer 2

Now a days a woman can keep her last name. You may have the garage but we have the house. Chocolates is for those who appreciate its great qualities. Women can be president. ( Look at the companies that are now run by women, the White House is not far away. You will never know the joy of giving life to a child. T-shirts have no style. Their are women who are car mechanics. WE may get paid less but we do better work. We don't piss on the world, we try to make it a better place. Wrinkles we can deal with. Our clothes are better looking than your jean and t-shirts, we take pride in our looks. Men don't. We go into detail with out phone conversations. We pack for the unexpected while men muddle along. Our nails are much better looking, not all raggy and rough from "knife" trimming. We have manners where you don't. We like to look our best and don't mind a bit of discomfort to do it. You don't give a damn how you look or act. We buy presents with the receiptant in mind you just buy any old thing to get it over with. What is so great being a slob and an inconciderate man.

Answer 3

This question is a leading premise for an issue that has been in debate in all modern societies and cultures. The very issue has also been addressed by various religious thought as to way a man should conduct himself in the affairs of women. Even in the western world that advocates right of women, women have been allowed register their vote into political process only recently. Do women have absolute parity with men? Should they be treated somewhat distinctly, if not exactly equally? These and many issues are still hot in the forums of human rights and wrong. And while all this is going on, the civilised world does not cease to utilize women as sex icons. This is predominantly man’s world where women are still considered frail and incompetent. They are very vulnerable in many societies of the world, where abuse of their rights and position is still rife. In my personal opinion, women are not same as men, and therefore they should not be treated just like men, but with different regards and guidelines in view.

Answer 4

Hi Fidgety
Well girl when you put it like that YES very much so. Really funny as i have never saw it like that before. Well done to you girl and a Big Thumbs up

Answer 5

All very valid points - and I totally agree with you. However, I do not suffer from p***s envy....I suffer -as I believe you so shrewdly observed above-from privilege envy. I love being a woman - but I wish the world was more equanimous.

Answer 6

I would take this a LOT more seriously if it weren't in the jokes department. lol. bad choice there im afraid. i'll tell ya summat tho, if i guy rote a list like this for woman, guarunteed he'd get called sexist by sumone

Answer 7

Men do thier best, women do thiers, we shouldn't argue about it, just get on and enjoy each other.

As the song says; "It would mean nothing without a woman to love."

Answer 8

But we still haven't managed to print money faster than a woman can spend it!

Answer 9

Amen to that. Sing the chorus, bro!

Answer 10

Yeah good one