Penis wants a raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work in great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
I even have to fight my way through a bush.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
The Penis
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work eight hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take the initiative.
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
2006-10-24
07:56:21
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