Penis wants a raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work in great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
I even have to fight my way through a bush.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
The Penis
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work eight hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take the initiative.
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
2006-10-24 07:56:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned task.
You spit at your customers.
And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
2006-10-24 07:56:33 · update #1
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
2006-10-24 07:59:39 · answer #1 · answered by Skuya!!! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one!i knew it but only the first part
2006-10-24 08:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by girl24gr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha, very good, very true. i liked it, it was funny and wierd, ive never seen a joke like that before, my mates at school will love that one. :p
2006-10-24 08:04:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's o.k.! If he is denied, he will still get a raise (rise), sooner or later!
2006-10-24 08:03:08 · answer #4 · answered by smoothsoullady 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
retire before 65??? more like 45!!!!
2006-10-24 07:59:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh my gosh, I will give you my input as soon as I am done laughing and I am able to breath again. :O)
2006-10-24 08:00:34 · answer #6 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny and soooo true lol
2006-10-24 08:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
k
2006-10-24 08:03:52 · answer #8 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
long but nice
2006-10-24 08:17:41 · answer #9 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I symbolize verility: WORSHIP me!
2006-10-24 08:00:00 · answer #10 · answered by Raymond 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋