2006-10-24 07:53:02 · 21 answers · asked by evangeline_chick 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He was hit by the car as he tried to cross the road
2006-10-24 07:57:39 · answer #1 · answered by soulful thinker 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because it couldn't fall under dead?
It had been decappitated?
The farmers would know it was feigning death if it jumped over dead?
2006-10-24 07:56:37 · answer #2 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Since it was dead it could not stand. So it fell over.
Ha HA HA
2006-10-24 08:15:07 · answer #3 · answered by king_con 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was crossing the road and got hit by a semi!!!
2006-10-24 10:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he got hit by a car when he tried to cross the street. :O)
2006-10-24 07:57:41 · answer #5 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I am just guessing, but I think it was dead
2006-10-24 07:55:18 · answer #6 · answered by rich2481 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because it was it's time chicken tyme.
2006-10-24 07:56:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It didn't make it acorss the street
2006-10-24 10:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because this joke is soooo played out.
2006-10-24 07:56:49 · answer #9 · answered by danksprite420 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Cardiac arrest from fright, probably.
2006-10-24 07:55:31 · answer #10 · answered by vanamont7 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋