A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said, "I'll bet I can make your horse talk."
Indian: "Horse no talk"
Ventriloquist: "Sure, watch this. Hi horse, how does your master treat you?"
Horse: "Oh he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the sun."
V: I'll bet I can make your dog talk."
Indian: "Dog no talk"
V: "Sure watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat
you good?"
Dog: "Oh! he treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me."
V: I'll bet I can make your sheep talk."
Indian: "Sheep lie! Sheep Lie!!"
2006-10-22
10:23:36
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