A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said, "I'll bet I can make your horse talk."
Indian: "Horse no talk"
Ventriloquist: "Sure, watch this. Hi horse, how does your master treat you?"
Horse: "Oh he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the sun."
V: I'll bet I can make your dog talk."
Indian: "Dog no talk"
V: "Sure watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat
you good?"
Dog: "Oh! he treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me."
V: I'll bet I can make your sheep talk."
Indian: "Sheep lie! Sheep Lie!!"
2006-10-22 10:23:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tee hee hee
2006-10-22 10:24:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor sheep
2006-10-22 17:26:20 · answer #2 · answered by Katy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sheep never lie, ha ha ..love your jokes...well most of em
2006-10-22 17:28:42 · answer #3 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-23 05:45:56 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Horses are evil.
2006-10-22 17:24:51 · answer #5 · answered by Joelisa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA
2006-10-22 17:30:56 · answer #6 · answered by melas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor sheep!
Poor sheeps a s s!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-22 17:26:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-10-22 17:25:38 · answer #8 · answered by dumb guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.that's good
2006-10-22 17:25:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it ???
2006-10-22 17:44:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋