3 friends get stranded on a desert island. the first man is the smartest of them all, the second is the average minded one, and the last is a retard.
while they were on the island thinking of a way to get off, a genie comes out of nowhere and says that he will grant each one of them 1 wish each.
the smartest one says, genie, i wish that i were home making love to my wife. the genie says ok you wish has been granted and "poof", hes gone.
the average minded man wishes that he were back at home spending time with his family. the genie says ok, your wish has been granted and "poof", hes gone.
now the last guy, the retard, is the only one left. he says to the genie "im all alone, im the only one here" the genie says what is your wish. the retard says, i wish my 2 buddies were here with me.
the genie says ok, your wish has been granted and "poof" both guys reappear and they are all stuck on the island again.
2006-10-21
18:40:16
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