3 friends get stranded on a desert island. the first man is the smartest of them all, the second is the average minded one, and the last is a retard.
while they were on the island thinking of a way to get off, a genie comes out of nowhere and says that he will grant each one of them 1 wish each.
the smartest one says, genie, i wish that i were home making love to my wife. the genie says ok you wish has been granted and "poof", hes gone.
the average minded man wishes that he were back at home spending time with his family. the genie says ok, your wish has been granted and "poof", hes gone.
now the last guy, the retard, is the only one left. he says to the genie "im all alone, im the only one here" the genie says what is your wish. the retard says, i wish my 2 buddies were here with me.
the genie says ok, your wish has been granted and "poof" both guys reappear and they are all stuck on the island again.
2006-10-21 18:40:16 · 13 answers · asked by thatdude 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe>>Moral of the story or the joke! don't befriend with the not so intelligents>>> nice one
2006-10-21 18:55:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmmm..!
A wife suspected that her husband was having an affair with the housemaid.
She thought of a plan to take him by surprise.
One Friday she told the maid to take the day off and that night she went into the maid's room, switched off all the lights and, in pitch darkness, slipped into the bed.
Sure enough at midnight, there were footsteps and a figure opened the door and slipped into the maid's bed beside her...
After a few passionate kisses, the wife suddenly switched on the lights and asked, "Surprised?"
"I sure am, ma'am!" stammered the chauffeur.
2006-10-22 01:53:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Overexplained. The joke should end with "I wish my 2 buddies were here with me." Also, "retard" is an inflammatory word and detracts from the joke. "Simpleton" would work, as would characterizing them all as being from the same company (president, vice-president, janitor).
2006-10-22 01:43:44 · answer #3 · answered by amy02 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
heard that one a bagillion times
2006-10-22 01:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by kel§ey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LoL thats like thats like bit funny but i dont get it cuz like um im part blond and like um i dont really get it but my friend thinks its halerious!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-22 01:45:41 · answer #5 · answered by You Love Me. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes
2006-10-22 01:42:35 · answer #6 · answered by astronomychica 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha great joke...but dont u think "retard" is a little too...ya know...
2006-10-22 01:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by ze_blue_mage 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hee hee
2006-10-22 02:42:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! i've heard that joke before, but i still love it!
2006-10-22 01:42:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one!
2006-10-22 03:16:22 · answer #10 · answered by radhika 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋