Entertainment & Music - 20 October 2006

My Twisted Reality...

2006-10-20 19:34:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Conversation btwn Sacred Peter and God
Peter -I would like to talk with you about the NERVE-ENDINGS ON ur new invention "WOMAN"
God - Ask
Peter - How many nerve-endings should we put in her hands?
God- How many have you put in Adam's hands?
Peter- About 200, my Lord!
God- Well, do the same for the woman.
Peter- And how many nerve-endings should we put in her genitals?
God- And how many have you set in Adam?
Peter- 420.
God- I see, do the same for the woman.
OK, My Lord, - Sacred Peter answers.
Wait, wait, - suddenly God says. - You know, put 10,000 nerve-endings for the woman. Let she cry out my name many times during the sex.

2006-10-20 19:31:51 · 6 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-20 19:31:30 · 3 answers · asked by DallasJD 1 in Movies

2006-10-20 19:27:40 · 38 answers · asked by Restless In The Corner 2 in Polls & Surveys

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).
7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

2006-10-20 19:27:18 · 5 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

who is your fave from inuyasha
tell me, i love sessy and naraku!!

2006-10-20 19:27:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Name it, describe it, why you like it.

2006-10-20 19:26:39 · 31 answers · asked by jeanne124ave 2 in Comics & Animation

Name it, desribe it, why you like it.

2006-10-20 19:25:41 · 12 answers · asked by jeanne124ave 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-20 19:25:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Last time, we had this following riddle:

Why did the walls get arrested?
A: Because they were holding up the ceiling!

Heheh. And here is today's riddle:

Which letter of the alphabet is most likely to sting you?

Good luck!

2006-10-20 19:25:03 · 11 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Which is best. I am looking for a new man and my teen daughter who is 14 is looking foward to it too. So can anyone help me out? I was thinking about Mississippi just dont know what part.

2006-10-20 19:22:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

over again...??

2006-10-20 19:21:09 · 30 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-20 19:21:09 · 5 answers · asked by Aq 3 in Movies

Mid 70's ... Chorus went ' til the night closes in".. Til the night closes in...

2006-10-20 19:20:57 · 6 answers · asked by doddtwiner 3 in Music

My Twisted Reality...

2006-10-20 19:20:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why Do Jews Have Big Noses?
Because air is free.


Post other jokes you know that you think might be offense but aren't sure if they are.

2006-10-20 19:18:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You know, 20/20 vision...

Perfect, clear...

2006-10-20 19:18:32 · 12 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

Why do people say that?

2006-10-20 19:18:11 · 33 answers · asked by Ad Just 4 in Polls & Surveys

When getting into the mood, what are your favorite songs, to help you along the way, light a fire in your trousers, and to keep the fun going???

2006-10-20 19:17:52 · 20 answers · asked by Eryn 2 in Music

How much would I have to pay? How is it possible to do this, I mean shes a "p-star" I want a private session of experimentation with her (you know what I mean)

2006-10-20 19:17:48 · 1 answers · asked by S--slick 4 in Celebrities

2006-10-20 19:17:29 · 17 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

This vicar was getting ready to go to women's institute for delivering a speech on the subject of sex. Just as he is about to leave his wife asked him what he is going to speak about. Being a little shy he tells her the subject is OFF SHORE SAILING.
He goes on to give his speech which went down very well. A couple of days later the vicars wife is doing shopping in the local village and is surprised by how many women congratuled her on the vicars speech.
Eventually she bumps into the chairlady of the women's institute and again she is extremely complimentary on her husbands speech. The vicars wife tells the chairlady. "I have to confess I'm surprised his speech went down so well because he has only done it twice, the first time he was sick and the second time his hat blew off."

2006-10-20 19:16:04 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-20 19:15:34 · 11 answers · asked by ... 6 in Polls & Surveys

everyone is soooo mad. what did she do. i heard she reports people and she has a lot of identities? am i right?

2006-10-20 19:15:06 · 10 answers · asked by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 in Polls & Surveys

who has seen over the hedge!! its funny as f**k

2006-10-20 19:14:46 · 10 answers · asked by hineycone1987 2 in Movies

i would have to say nightmare on elm street....i still have nightmares every once in a while....i probably am going to tonight just for typing this lol.........

2006-10-20 19:12:45 · 32 answers · asked by xoxo 6 in Movies

in my entire life?

2006-10-20 19:12:01 · 19 answers · asked by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 in Polls & Surveys

from $600,is too expensive.

2006-10-20 19:09:39 · 7 answers · asked by fiori3092 3 in Other - Entertainment

I absoultly Love music.. I want some chatchy music to my Ipod and some songs u never here too localy like a song playing on the radio or TV every second.

2006-10-20 19:08:56 · 12 answers · asked by kool_gal_8888 2 in Music

how can we tell if it's legit or not and how much could they get for it?

2006-10-20 19:08:41 · 4 answers · asked by yep 2 in Celebrities