1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).
7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
2006-10-20 19:27:18 · 5 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
real facts
law of travelling. the frequency of all other buses is more compared to the bus u r waiting for
2006-10-20 20:42:32 · answer #1 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The law of auto repair... When you bring your car in to fix a problem, the vehicle will work perfectly.
2006-10-21 04:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by ANSAG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is completely true, all of them!
2006-10-21 02:42:19 · answer #3 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like then. some made me smile
2006-10-21 02:32:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are good! Thank you.
2006-10-21 02:29:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋