This vicar was getting ready to go to women's institute for delivering a speech on the subject of sex. Just as he is about to leave his wife asked him what he is going to speak about. Being a little shy he tells her the subject is OFF SHORE SAILING.
He goes on to give his speech which went down very well. A couple of days later the vicars wife is doing shopping in the local village and is surprised by how many women congratuled her on the vicars speech.
Eventually she bumps into the chairlady of the women's institute and again she is extremely complimentary on her husbands speech. The vicars wife tells the chairlady. "I have to confess I'm surprised his speech went down so well because he has only done it twice, the first time he was sick and the second time his hat blew off."
2006-10-20 19:16:04 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahahahahaah!!!!that was your funniest one i loev ahahahha!
2006-10-21 10:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by JACE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a very good joke.
2006-10-21 02:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by Toya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, that was supposed to be a joke?
2006-10-21 02:25:02 · answer #3 · answered by Dawg Vader 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOOO! Get off the stage!!!
2006-10-21 02:19:07 · answer #4 · answered by Wow! I have a pig nose! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha he he lol that was so cute.
2006-10-21 02:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-21 02:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by Wiseguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaa
2006-10-21 02:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by airy cookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-21 02:24:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not a joke
2006-10-21 04:22:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad..it was funny!
2006-10-21 02:20:12 · answer #10 · answered by chefzilla65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋