Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon
a large, raging, violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man
prayed "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof!
God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able
to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God,
Please, give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this
river" .
Poof!
He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards
upstream and walked across the bridge.
I think this is SOOOO funny!!
2006-10-18
11:41:14
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