Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon
a large, raging, violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man
prayed "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof!
God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in
about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able
to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God,
Please, give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross this
river" .
Poof!
He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards
upstream and walked across the bridge.
I think this is SOOOO funny!!
2006-10-18 11:41:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
funny. finally a joke that makes girls out to be intelligent. enough of the blond jokes!
2006-10-18 11:45:13 · answer #1 · answered by baby doodle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is pretty funny. I guess girls are more intelligent. P.S it says you've been a member since June 27, 2006, Which was my birthday.
2006-10-18 18:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by Donovan G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yep women definitely are smarter than men, You got us. That's why you guys stay in relationships that aren't healthy, can't drive and fall for stupid pickup lines. HAHAHAHAHA
2006-10-18 18:51:03 · answer #3 · answered by ste q 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good. i like the one where the man asks the genie for a wife who is twenty years younger than him....and he does...he makes the man twenty years older, so now he is 93 and his wife is still 73..whoohoo.
2006-10-18 18:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by rainydaydreamr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaahahahahahhhaa nice one yo! Keep the good ones comin
2006-10-18 19:28:23 · answer #5 · answered by I'm bringin sexy back! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao i think dats sum funny sh!t and im a dude
2006-10-18 18:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by NiiicK 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a great joke. I'm a guy and I really enjoyed it.
2006-10-18 18:58:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that means that the woman are smarter than men i don't think that it is funny
2006-10-18 18:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by David 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man hater! jk lol
2006-10-18 18:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is this in the celebrity section?
2006-10-18 18:55:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋