okay, so there's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead that are hiking in the woods. the blonde needs to go to the bathroom and asks "well where am i supposed to go, its all disgusting!" The brunette and the redhead tell her she's gonna have to go by a tree, so the blonde puts down her stuff and walks off to far away tree. while she's gone, the brunette and redhead find a dead rabbit on the ground and decide it would be funny to skin it, and lay its guts all over the ground where the blonde was, so that she'd scream when she was done.
after they place the guts right behind the blonde, they sneak off behind a bush to wait until she screams. They waited for 40 whole minutes before she came back and when she did they said, "where were you???!!"
the blonde goes, "OMG! i pooped so hard, i pooped out my guts, but thanks to these 2 fingers and gods help, i got them back in safely!"
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2006-10-18
12:13:02
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