Entertainment & Music - 18 October 2006

man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.
" She replies, "If your d * ck is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221".

2006-10-18 23:04:43 · 10 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-18 23:03:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

she looks pregnant just lately.

2006-10-18 23:03:38 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i realize that vincent price movies probably were never nominated for oscars, but man, this movie was badddddd. besides they deviated from the original Edgar Allen Poe story,,,the original story had Roderick Usher invite an old friend to the house. the movie had Roderick's sister's boyfriend come to the house to persuade her to come back to boston with him...a blooper in the movie was the butler made the boyfriend remove his boots at the door and put on slippers, but the rest of the movie the boyfriend was wearing the boots....lol

2006-10-18 23:03:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee.
"Do you remember twenty years
ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?"
he asks solemnly.
"Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

2006-10-18 23:01:53 · 9 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Okay, I had trouble knowing where to post this: "relationships", "pregnancy" , "mental health".. And I figured I'd get a wide range of answers from P&S.

I love my bf to bits, but since I got pregnant, all this stuff about him is bugging me, like:

-He eats left-handed but does everything else right-handed.
-He always goes for a number 2 after we've settled in bed to sleep.
-He moans incessantly when he feels a bit ill.
-When I ask him whats wrong, he always says "nothng", but later goes on to say something like "My mum died 6 months ago today". Well WHY DIDNT U TELL ME!!??

(Sorry!)

It's not that they are really important things, or stuff I'd ever leave him over, I just wonder if anyone has been in a similar situation?

Could it be pregnancy hormones? Am I just being horrible?

;-) Thanks!

2006-10-18 23:01:43 · 19 answers · asked by Krissyinthesun 5 in Polls & Surveys

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty... What is the attraction?
Lenni Henry and Dawn French... A laugh a minute!
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes... Simply disturbing!

2006-10-18 23:00:25 · 40 answers · asked by Coley 4 in Celebrities

I wonder if anybody can help me know the story benind the music video for The Miracle by Queen...

The kids and the unshaved face of Freddie tell me that it was rather close to his death that it was shot...

2006-10-18 23:00:24 · 1 answers · asked by Ta'fxkz 3 in Music

2006-10-18 22:58:18 · 9 answers · asked by Sapnat 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Who wins?

2006-10-18 22:55:42 · 14 answers · asked by Nickname 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 22:54:55 · 1 answers · asked by Blend 2 in Other - Entertainment

i know of sienna miller and kate moss
who else is doing the filthy habit????

2006-10-18 22:50:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-18 22:50:19 · 19 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 22:46:54 · 8 answers · asked by Me 4 in Television

2006-10-18 22:46:15 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 22:45:45 · 13 answers · asked by Eagle Eyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

(e.g. vampire looking like Johny Depp) in his haunted, isolated den?
I'm imagining the picture and I think it would be exciting. *giggles*

2006-10-18 22:43:18 · 13 answers · asked by i heart chewie chewbacca 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 22:43:03 · 3 answers · asked by bambina zita 1 in Television

It's 5:40 AM where I'm at now. I haven't fallen aseelp and I keep tossing and turning. I can't sleep. Any Ideas how I can go to sleep...... I have to go to work so I need sleep.

2006-10-18 22:42:11 · 20 answers · asked by Manita 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 22:41:59 · 25 answers · asked by lil_kiddy_94 1 in Polls & Surveys

I have 3-4 hours a night.... I was wondering if this is eventually going to be detrimental to my health. I feel fine though.

2006-10-18 22:40:55 · 58 answers · asked by Hobnobs 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm forever hearing people bleating on about how we "must protect the children". Everything I do, it seems, harms children, smoking, swearing, having a sense of humour etc. etc.

The other day, on this very site, someone told me they wished I would burn in hell. The same person also answered another question saying "we must protect the children".

Now, I'm only 27, but I used to be part of "the children". So at what point, exactly, did I turn from someone who "must be protected" to someone you would like to see burn in hell?

Is that ALL children or just me?

2006-10-18 22:40:48 · 11 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

Inspite of my busy schedule i am not able to hang on with my friwnds for a long friends,but i crave lot for spending my time with friends.

2006-10-18 22:40:42 · 15 answers · asked by hema k 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-18 22:39:18 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After the success of his lastet film, Michael Caine was out partying with a couple of call girls when he ended up at a party thrown by The Doors. He desided to leave the girls with the hosts as a present, and went off to find a drink.
When he got back he discover one of them "servicing" Mick Jagger and yelled "You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!".

2006-10-18 22:39:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i have seen movies every one says black magic is true they caught a blak magic person near my home i heard

2006-10-18 22:38:56 · 6 answers · asked by ninio p 1 in Other - Entertainment

or distance makes the heart grow far apart?

2006-10-18 22:38:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you conciderd the Revolutionary Party?
To achieve socialism, the most militant workers must be organized into a revolutionary socialist party. The ISO is committed to playing a role in laying the foundations for such a party. We aim to build an independent socialist organization, rooted in workplaces, schools and neighborhoods that, in fighting today’s struggles, also wins larger numbers to socialism.

2006-10-18 22:37:44 · 8 answers · asked by USSR4LIFE 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 22:37:35 · 2 answers · asked by samson 1 in Music

Hey who played Tina, the head cheerleader, in the movie?

2006-10-18 22:36:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies