A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee.
"Do you remember twenty years
ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?"
he asks solemnly.
"Yes, I do," she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
2006-10-18 23:01:53 · 9 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun
in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to
jail for twenty years?" "I remember that, too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have been out
of jail today and a free man!"
2006-10-18 23:02:33 · update #1
I wonder what will happen to me when I marry! I hope my husband will love me!!!
2006-10-19 00:10:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the funniest joke i've heard in a while
2006-10-19 06:07:43 · answer #2 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best
2006-10-19 07:08:44 · answer #3 · answered by JBOY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>>that's one of the funniest joke, i've heard in a while.
2006-10-19 07:33:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
alright
2006-10-19 07:42:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-10-19 06:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one.....
2006-10-19 06:04:53 · answer #7 · answered by Crystal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where do you get these they are hilarious
2006-10-20 10:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh g-d now my sides are tearing! email me ur jokes pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-19 08:22:39 · answer #9 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋