Entertainment & Music - 17 October 2006

I'm looking for the really stupid, yet funny jokes that little kids love and repeat for days after hearing them. Example: "Why was the refrigerator embarrassed? Becasue he saw the salad dressing! " (hahaha)
Keep it short and keep it clean... If you have any good ones, leave 'em here.

2006-10-17 09:48:03 · 21 answers · asked by Shy_Shy 1 in Jokes & Riddles

that is funny stuff...whats your favorite part?

2006-10-17 09:47:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

4friends hadn't seen each other in 30 years&were talkin about their kids.
1st Man-"My son is my pride&joy-studied Economics&Business admin&works for a successful Company&is now president of that Co.SO rich he gave his best friend,a top of the range Merc.for his b'day".
2ndGuy-"Darn that's terrific! My son became a pilot& is now a partner in the Co.where he owns the majority of assets.SO rich he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his b'day".
3rd guy "Well that's terrific!My son became an engineer,started his own construction Co&is now a multimillionaire!Gave his best friend a 30,000sq.ft Mansion.The 3congratulated each other&asked the 4th guy what his son was...
"My son is gay and makes a living as a stripper".
3rd man said "What a shame&a disappointment!"
4th man replied "NOT AT ALL! He's my son &I love him&he hasn't done too bad either.His b'day was a few weeks ago&he rec'd a beautiful 30,000sq.ft Mansion,a brand new jet&a top of the range Mercedes from his 3boyfriends!!"

2006-10-17 09:47:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have a friend that just moved to Kansas, and he's a little down. I want to send him a 'naughty' but not too naughty picture of Dorothy, i.e. Wizard of Oz, but I don't know where to find one! Any suggestions?

2006-10-17 09:46:58 · 9 answers · asked by Kaosmunki 4 in Comics & Animation

Admittedly, Thanos is similar to Darkseid, but I am curious as to who would whoop whose buttocks and why.

2006-10-17 09:46:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

curious....

2006-10-17 09:46:29 · 18 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 09:46:26 · 13 answers · asked by Onjel 2 in Television

2006-10-17 09:46:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 09:46:15 · 9 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 09:46:12 · 8 answers · asked by Tammy 1 in Polls & Surveys

If you have seen any movies that you thought were really motivational/inspirational, please tell me which ones.

2006-10-17 09:45:58 · 10 answers · asked by Mr. Main Event 5 in Movies

A Butette? They actually have them at this 7 Star hotel in Dubai I saw on Travel Channel.

2006-10-17 09:45:37 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 09:45:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-10-17 09:45:25 · 3 answers · asked by brioduinn 3 in Other - Entertainment

She tells you that you have been selected for a majik treat!
You can have three wishes...ONLY three though (sorry no wishing for more wishes..tis agains the Elf Union Rules)
The only other condition about the wishes is that they must be totally selfish and benifit you first and foremost.
Oh and you only have ten minutes to make all three wishes or you get NONE of them.
Okay, now what do you wish for?

2006-10-17 09:45:02 · 1 answers · asked by donamarie_1 3 in Other - Entertainment

Having a debate with my boyfriend. I have thought of the following:
Bobby Valentino - in them jeans
Master P - Them jeans
Genuwine - Those Jeans
Chingy- dem jeans

2006-10-17 09:44:50 · 8 answers · asked by drukia 2 in Music

Am I the only one getting a little upset over someone answering all questions by asking whether we checked ring tones on the internet?

2006-10-17 09:44:33 · 26 answers · asked by Emery 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 09:44:08 · 7 answers · asked by Tammy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-17 09:43:10 · 8 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

A: Little Miss Sunshine
B: Infamous
C: Last Knig of Scotland

2006-10-17 09:43:04 · 10 answers · asked by DeeDee 2 in Movies

2006-10-17 09:41:50 · 4 answers · asked by Tammy 1 in Polls & Surveys

Her body, face and hair looks so hot in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies but the rest of the time she looks like a totally different person.

2006-10-17 09:41:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Tell your deepest darkest secret... you'll feel so much better once someone knows!
Please, no negative comments about anyone's secrets. This should be a positive way to just let it out.

2006-10-17 09:41:26 · 18 answers · asked by Ask Tara 3 in Polls & Surveys

Does it hurt?

2006-10-17 09:41:25 · 12 answers · asked by hmbn 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have, and had several questions taken off the board, how abot you guys???

2006-10-17 09:41:01 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Ashlyn♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

sometimes it can get me down to think what could happen,

should we be worrying or are we giving in to terrorism?

or are we the terrorists???

2006-10-17 09:40:52 · 18 answers · asked by Helen 4 in Polls & Surveys

Three guys had to spend the night at a hotel and share a double bed.
In the morning, the guy on the right said "I had this great dream last night, that a girl gave me a handjob"
The guy on the left replied "That's weird so did I"
Finally, the guy in the middle said "Lucky for you guys...I only dream't I was skiing"

2006-10-17 09:40:44 · 6 answers · asked by stigma138 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm not talking whiny-voice screamo, like fall out boy, senses fail, hawthorne heights, and AFI. although i like AFI, their music is goth rock, not hardcore punk. and FOB just sucks. Rise Against is awesome, Black flag is cool, underoath is awesome, thrice is cool. you get the idea? i'm starting a band sort of like that, but we want to get more influences so we don't copy anyone. what are some good hardcore artists?

2006-10-17 09:40:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Is it because they are really sexually active?
and are libras really sluts?

2006-10-17 09:40:40 · 17 answers · asked by ~Michelle~ 2 in Horoscopes

People Always Say Cancers are Very Sensitive ,Emotional,and Attention Seeking Creatures . What Do You Think ?

2006-10-17 09:40:39 · 7 answers · asked by Josie 2 in Horoscopes