4friends hadn't seen each other in 30 years&were talkin about their kids.
1st Man-"My son is my pride&joy-studied Economics&Business admin&works for a successful Company&is now president of that Co.SO rich he gave his best friend,a top of the range Merc.for his b'day".
2ndGuy-"Darn that's terrific! My son became a pilot& is now a partner in the Co.where he owns the majority of assets.SO rich he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his b'day".
3rd guy "Well that's terrific!My son became an engineer,started his own construction Co&is now a multimillionaire!Gave his best friend a 30,000sq.ft Mansion.The 3congratulated each other&asked the 4th guy what his son was...
"My son is gay and makes a living as a stripper".
3rd man said "What a shame&a disappointment!"
4th man replied "NOT AT ALL! He's my son &I love him&he hasn't done too bad either.His b'day was a few weeks ago&he rec'd a beautiful 30,000sq.ft Mansion,a brand new jet&a top of the range Mercedes from his 3boyfriends!!"
2006-10-17 09:47:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny fidgety!
An old rooster had ruled the farm for years but just lately he hadn't been performing to standard.Fewer chicks were being born than ever before.The farmer decided that the bird was past his best and bought a strutting young rooster to replace him."This should keep the hens happy."said the farmer as he introduced the handsome newcomer.
The old rooster was furious and was determined not to give up without a fight,so he challenged the youngster to a race of 3 laps of the yard.
"Ok.you're on" said the young rooster."I can out-run you any day.
"If you're so confident,"replied the old rooster,"you won't mind giving me a head start.After all,your legs are much younger than mine."
"No problem," crowed the young rooster.You can have half a lap start and I'll still beat you."
The race began with the old rooster hotly pursued round the yard by his younger rival.Hearing the commotion,the farmer ran to investigate.Seeing the two roosters,he immediately picked up his rifle and shot the younger bird dead.
"Damn," groaned the farmer."That's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."
2006-10-17 13:04:40 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pure Quality!
Thumbs Up for you matey!
2006-10-18 14:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Jonny is in school and his teacher asks him what his father does
"he is a stripper in a gay bar and most nights if the money is right he gets analy abused by about a dozen gay men"
"Oh Jonny thats terrible im so sorry"
Later on feeling bad the teacher calls Jonny to her office on his own
"im sorry about your dad Jonny is it true?"
"No its not true miss he is a liverpool supporter but i could not admit that in front of my mates"
Arf
2006-10-17 16:55:43 · answer #3 · answered by John M 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahahaha thats a good one..thanks for the giggles lol
2006-10-17 19:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-10-17 16:50:18 · answer #5 · answered by koko3845 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, one of your better ones
2006-10-17 16:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good I like that one!!
2006-10-17 16:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by Jude 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fidgityfingers, that was an excelent joke, and I shall be sharing that one with my workmates tommorow. Should give them a good laugh. PS love your name..........................
2006-10-17 16:53:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha....
2006-10-17 16:50:34 · answer #9 · answered by shiva1632 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-19 11:37:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋