Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2006

I just want to download some music videos for personal use...

2006-10-15 12:31:00 · 2 answers · asked by Shadow 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-15 12:30:51 · 9 answers · asked by Circlometry?? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Heaven's Clocks!

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked St. Peter, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bill Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

"Clinton's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan..."

2006-10-15 12:30:12 · 4 answers · asked by duhman 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i cant remember wat its called but its this movie where the american president (its a female if this helps any) and the chinese president are on a ship and the 2 main characters r brothers, one of them is in the secret service, the other is an atf agent. (he is almost always wearing a navy blue jacket with atf in yellow letters across the back if this helps) and their brother (jake, jack?) died rock climbing. and theres the scene where the two ladies fight in tai kwon do. and then remember the secret service bro gets seasick. im just trying to remember everything i can about it. sorry this must sound like either a load of crap or a really wierd movie. its a normal movie i dont remember much but does anybody know wat im talking about PLZ PLZ HELP MEEEE! ok im begging now does anybody recognize? plz dont answer if all ur going to say is "idk" or "wat r u talking about". thx. 10 points to the first, correct answer!!! PLZ HELP!

2006-10-15 12:30:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Do YOU know what the word S-H-I-T actually means? It's not what you think!!! 10 Points for the right answer........I already know, just want to see how many others do!

2006-10-15 12:29:43 · 6 answers · asked by Erica R 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-15 12:29:41 · 2 answers · asked by bx13181 1 in Music

2006-10-15 12:28:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-15 12:27:59 · 4 answers · asked by </3 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-15 12:27:50 · 2 answers · asked by http://www.snakebyte.ch 1 in Music

2006-10-15 12:27:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

...or are you beautiful because I love you?

2006-10-15 12:27:05 · 26 answers · asked by serasotto 3 in Polls & Surveys

I always looked up to my great uncle he was always so true and never had any airs about him what you seen is what you got...He passed on a few yrs ago I really miss him

2006-10-15 12:26:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 12:24:59 · 4 answers · asked by ladidadi 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Nobody else is around and she says she wants to make love to you. Whilst you are in the act Brad Pitt is downstairs stealing your most personal possessions.

At the critical stage of love making you catch a glimpse of him in the wardrobe mirror leaving your house with a sack over his back (like a fit santa claus) What do you do?

2006-10-15 12:24:50 · 48 answers · asked by Slasher 2 in Celebrities

From Disneyland to the Statute of Liberty.

2006-10-15 12:24:32 · 9 answers · asked by ladidadi 1 in Jokes & Riddles

50yr old goes to doc for yearly exam,and asks the doc after he's done with him if he will live to be 80.Doc:do you smoke tobacco, drink beer or wine, Patient: Oh no, and I don't do drugs either.Doc:do you eat rib eye steak or barb ribs. Patient:no,my former doc told me red meat was bad for me.Doc:do you spend time in the sun on the golf course,sailing,?? Patient:no i don't do that , i heard the sun was bad for the skin.Doc:do you gamble,drive fast cars or have a lot of sex. .Patient:no i don't do any of that stuff, I'm a good living christian Doc: THEN WHY DO YOU GIVE A S***

2006-10-15 12:24:30 · 10 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Jokes & Riddles

please give a reason and give examples if you would like to.....

~thanx~

2006-10-15 12:24:02 · 10 answers · asked by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man wanted to go hunting without any weapon,SO he said whenever I see Tiger I will drop my pants and show tiger my weapon.While in the Jungle, Tiger came running up to him,So he drop his pants and show tiger his weapon,saying to tiger do you see this I have if it shoots you,you will be Dead.Tiger was so afraid and was running away.While Tiger keeps on running he came up to an old woman,So the old woman drop her underwear and sit on a rock skin-up and said to Tiger,you see this hole I have this is what Nuclear weapon did to me,If you want it you will get it,Tiger was so scare and ran for his life.

2006-10-15 12:23:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

how far is the HEIGHT from the floor of a basketball court to the goal? is it 10 feet?

like on high school basketball courts or something...

2006-10-15 12:23:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i took a drug test today and im worried it'll show weed. i havent smoked for three weeks and i only weigh 129 lbs with a metabolism that cant be beat and have no body fat whatsoever. i dont smoke often, maybe 10x in first week of every month. i did my research and it turns out the testing method they use is the best. i woke up and took a home drug test that morning, with the first piss of the day, and it came up negative. then i drank 3 diet dews and a bottle of water. i pissed about 3 times before the test and when i pissed my piss was just like water. i could use some feedback on this matter to see where i stand. or if someone might have a number i could call to ask a pro??

2006-10-15 12:23:09 · 9 answers · asked by Sarge's Hero 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 12:23:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-15 12:22:18 · 34 answers · asked by earthygirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

the fbi shoot me?
all i wanted was a chicken wing from mcdonalds or burger king :(

2006-10-15 12:21:43 · 7 answers · asked by Airborn 2 in Polls & Surveys

Make sure to thank them. they will really appreciate it. Thanks mom and dad!

2006-10-15 12:21:36 · 33 answers · asked by la_gurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 12:21:10 · 2 answers · asked by Shushan A 2 in Movies

I just rented Evil Dead and it was kinda spooky, but not my favorite. The movie can be new or old.

2006-10-15 12:21:09 · 13 answers · asked by djzlyric 4 in Movies

Survey for class. Thanks for helping me with my project.^_^. (you dont have to say why)

2006-10-15 12:21:02 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im not quite sure exactly how it goes and I dont know if ONLY cities are mentioned. the only city i remember that was said in the song was albequerque. I also remeber hearing the song (or some form of it) on a simpsons episode. the song has upbeat vocals and a hook i don't remember. It doesn't sound like the johnny cash and route 66 songs i've been told though. I heard it a few weeks ago on a friend's ipod, but i forgot the artist and title. I'm dying to find out what this song is.

2006-10-15 12:20:54 · 7 answers · asked by dan 1 in Music

I was watching MTV's True Life: I'm addicted to Meth, and I was wondering if anybody could tell me how they can document someone using drugs, since it's illegal to do drugs.
How do they avoid being charged?

2006-10-15 12:20:16 · 4 answers · asked by mickey 2 in Television

What cereal just really let you down when you ate it after becoming all "grown-up"?

I still eat cheerios, life, and if I'm feeling WILD- Captain Crunch (sometimes with the peanut butter).

I was so let down when I ate Cookie Crisp. Mom didn't let me have sugary cereal much, but man I liked Cookie Crisp. When I had that for the first time out on my own, it tasted like cardboard!

2006-10-15 12:19:01 · 38 answers · asked by lanai911 4 in Polls & Surveys