Nobody else is around and she says she wants to make love to you. Whilst you are in the act Brad Pitt is downstairs stealing your most personal possessions.
At the critical stage of love making you catch a glimpse of him in the wardrobe mirror leaving your house with a sack over his back (like a fit santa claus) What do you do?
2006-10-15 12:24:50 · 48 answers · asked by Slasher 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
WELL, FIRST I'D REALIZE THAT I WAS RIGHT ABOUT ANGELINA BEING A ****, AND BRAD BEING THE ARROGANT STUPID GUY FOLLOWING ANGELINAS EVERY ORDER.. HE'S SUCH A P USSY.
2006-10-15 18:57:02 · answer #1 · answered by mwha1369 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-10-15 12:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by Jackie J 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That’s an interesting question. I am sorry but I am weak guy when it comes to beautiful women. Supposing I have no moral restraint, I would be so engaged in my interaction with Ms. Jolie, that I wouldn’t care if you stole every possession in my house. Possessions can be replaced, an opportunity to be physically intimate with such an exquisitely gorgeous woman hardly ever happens to most men, and if it does, it is once in a lifetime. Why pass up an opportunity of a lifetime for some trivial knickknacks that are expendable. Memorable experiences should always take precedence over things.
When you are on your death bed what are you going to remember most, your stereo, TV, or the time and sensations you had with one of the most exotic women in the world? The choice should be clear to any man who still has testosterone coursing through his veins.
2006-10-15 12:37:28 · answer #3 · answered by Lawrence Louis 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Since I am a straight female, I wouldn't be doing Angelina, but if I saw Brad Pitt in my house, I would call him over, tie him down, and give him the best night of his life.
2006-10-15 14:29:56 · answer #4 · answered by wookiebeth76@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Continue having Angelina ride the rodeo, then switch positions a few times just enough to put her to sleep then call the insurance company and the 5 o'clock news. Wake her with a kiss then go a few more rounds. Take a shower together then make her breakfast.
2006-10-15 13:23:19 · answer #5 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would keep knocking the bottom out her ***.As long as Brad isn't stealing my car.After they both were history (cause shes definitely the HIT it and QUIT it type of gal)I would call the police file a report (not turning Brad in cause hes my favorite actor)and file it on my insurance. WOOT show me the MONEY.
2006-10-15 12:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by CamaroCarr 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock Brad out then continue
2006-10-15 21:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by Jasher3605 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was a man, I would pass on the beautiful, yet whorafied, STD infected woman and tell Brad that he has officially lost his marbles. Then I would call cops and DCFS.
2006-10-15 14:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by lidijathebeautiful 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't care what he takes because I getting it on with Angelina. That would be a dream come true. As long as we finish and she doesn't leave half way through.
2006-10-16 01:54:54 · answer #9 · answered by newstarwarslover68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
During our lesbian love-making, my head would probably have already fall through her v**ina so how can I be seeing Brad Pitt stealing my stuff?
2006-10-16 01:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by callieRach 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all I am a woman, so I feel pity for her and give her a gown to wear, to protect her from vultures, and then ask brad pitt a ransom for two reasons, one for protecting his wife and two for stealing my stuff.
2006-10-15 12:33:31 · answer #11 · answered by weirdoonee 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋