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Entertainment & Music - 15 October 2006

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A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets.

The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him.

He replies,
"Well, my pet chicken, of course!"

The girl tells him that he can't take a chicken into the theater, so he goes around the corner, stuffs the chicken into his trousers, and returns. He buys his ticket and goes in.

Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his fly so the chicken can stick its head out - get some air and watch the movie. Sitting next to him is Agnes.

She elbows Myrtle and whispers,
"Myrtle, this man over here has just unzipped his pants!"

Myrtle whispers back,
"Oh, don't worry about it... you've seen one, you've seen them all."

Agnes says,
"I know... but this one's eating my POPCORN!"

2006-10-15 11:51:59 · 11 answers · asked by G 1 in Polls & Surveys

"What's the difference if Bruce Springsteen is a Shidoshi??"

2006-10-15 11:51:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

We wouldnt want to be on either but if you had to choose, which one would it be???

2006-10-15 11:50:55 · 35 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 11:49:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in film a man is checkin why every model used in adverts is ending up dead (they get there body scaned in to a computer to be used in the advert as a sort of hologram).they then come accross a wepon that is like a flash gun that when you get flashed with it you blackout for a few mins.one scene has a car chase in which the hero gets fashed and the next thing he is parked in a park water feature.he also sneaks into the place that makes the flash guns and there is robots going room to room so thats how he gets into the room with the weapon.also there is special glases that when you wear the weapon does not affect you.

2006-10-15 11:49:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Because everytime he want to have s-x with his wives,He saw Bush.

2006-10-15 11:48:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

it goes some thing like this. this is the chorus. "the music, the moment, you want it, you got it, you better never let it go, cause your gonna get 1 shot do not miss your chance to go. this oppurtunity comes once in a lifetime, oh." i really want to know. i love the song!!!!!!

2006-10-15 11:48:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-15 11:48:17 · 28 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

How was it written? What was the inspiration?

2006-10-15 11:47:44 · 2 answers · asked by Tobin Green 2 in Music

"ooo boy i love you so neva eva eva want to let you go"

2006-10-15 11:46:58 · 5 answers · asked by birdbeach19 5 in Music

2006-10-15 11:46:46 · 17 answers · asked by klontinmybroek 1 in Polls & Surveys

A man walks into a bar.....OUCH!

2006-10-15 11:45:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my fav is the Fall I love the change of the leaves and the nice brisk wind and how it makes you feel alive...

2006-10-15 11:44:57 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

About 6 months ago, there was a cell phone commercial.
There's a guy walking in a city at night, listening to music; and you can see his shadow dancing to the music in the background.
Then the phone rings (the shadow stops dancing), he returns to the music (the shadow dances).
The song he's listening to is like: ...city night...I'm gonna shake...
I'm sorry, but I didn't have enough info. to look it up on youtube.
This has been bothering me for a while.
I'll give 10 points to whomever can give me the correct answer first.

2006-10-15 11:44:26 · 6 answers · asked by Jacques 5 in Music

I love this holiday it is when family comes together.

2006-10-15 11:43:56 · 9 answers · asked by Kyla B 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-15 11:43:54 · 24 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-15 11:43:45 · 2 answers · asked by duc602 7 in Television

Links please....i'm Bored.

2006-10-15 11:43:35 · 11 answers · asked by ben b 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am not tired and the film wasn't bad, but when I sit down to relax I just seem to switch off! When I give up and go to bed by the time I have cleaned my teeth i am wide awake again! Once I kept rewinding to see the bit I had slept through because I just nodded back off each time - I gave up when I woke up to find I had dropped off whilst it was rewinding... Please help!

2006-10-15 11:43:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-15 11:42:35 · 4 answers · asked by My Life is in Black and White 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-15 11:41:49 · 25 answers · asked by Valkyrie 4 in Polls & Surveys

Its Kinda Old Liek 2004-2005

its Rap

2006-10-15 11:41:32 · 3 answers · asked by ravisarolia@sbcglobal.net 1 in Music

What is your diffinition of "NOTHING"?

2006-10-15 11:41:18 · 14 answers · asked by ghostguff3 2 in Polls & Surveys

(This Q is for people in california obviously. ) I'm thinking of voting for him.

2006-10-15 11:41:09 · 6 answers · asked by mountaingirl88 3 in Polls & Surveys

If so .. How long ago did you start and how long did it take to look toned ?

2006-10-15 11:41:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just explain it
and tell me as much as you remember.
thanks.

2006-10-15 11:40:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The show is not even funny, god, I hate American humor. I have no idea why everyone loves that show/movie.

2006-10-15 11:40:25 · 6 answers · asked by Ohay 3 in Movies

I'd marry her

2006-10-15 11:40:25 · 2 answers · asked by hoagie13365 3 in Music

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