A guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken under his arm, and asks for 2 tickets.
The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him.
He replies,
"Well, my pet chicken, of course!"
The girl tells him that he can't take a chicken into the theater, so he goes around the corner, stuffs the chicken into his trousers, and returns. He buys his ticket and goes in.
Inside the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his fly so the chicken can stick its head out - get some air and watch the movie. Sitting next to him is Agnes.
She elbows Myrtle and whispers,
"Myrtle, this man over here has just unzipped his pants!"
Myrtle whispers back,
"Oh, don't worry about it... you've seen one, you've seen them all."
Agnes says,
"I know... but this one's eating my POPCORN!"
2006-10-15 11:51:59 · 11 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mine...but still funny!
2006-10-16 02:33:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is an outrage!!!! Do you realize how buch a box of popcorn costs these days?
2006-10-15 12:05:11 · answer #2 · answered by Samurai Hoghead 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, great joke! ty for the laugh
2006-10-15 11:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by bobbie21brady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. LOL
2006-10-15 11:56:52 · answer #4 · answered by Steve B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-15 11:55:02 · answer #5 · answered by jojo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee OK now zip it up
2006-10-15 11:58:26 · answer #6 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke has already been used buy someone else so dont copy.,.,.,.
2006-10-15 11:59:44 · answer #7 · answered by Get away 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is ******* awesome lol that made my day
2006-10-15 11:54:15 · answer #8 · answered by sarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrong catagory
2006-10-15 11:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cute joke....*
2006-10-15 12:16:42 · answer #10 · answered by dechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋