50yr old goes to doc for yearly exam,and asks the doc after he's done with him if he will live to be 80.Doc:do you smoke tobacco, drink beer or wine, Patient: Oh no, and I don't do drugs either.Doc:do you eat rib eye steak or barb ribs. Patient:no,my former doc told me red meat was bad for me.Doc:do you spend time in the sun on the golf course,sailing,?? Patient:no i don't do that , i heard the sun was bad for the skin.Doc:do you gamble,drive fast cars or have a lot of sex. .Patient:no i don't do any of that stuff, I'm a good living christian Doc: THEN WHY DO YOU GIVE A S***
2006-10-15 12:24:30 · 10 answers · asked by glasgow girl 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was quite funny..... my sister laughed real hard. i had to get her water so she can breathe properley
2006-10-15 12:55:29 · answer #1 · answered by primeminister 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-05-22 04:57:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a lot of sex? Do ya? I hear it keeps you young.
2006-10-15 13:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by Wiley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny, my whole family liked it!
2006-10-15 12:55:13 · answer #4 · answered by Gilbert 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You get as many years as it takes to do what you must do.
2006-10-15 12:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by Charlie Kicksass 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well thats kind of a mean doctor but...
ya you probably will if ur eating ur veggies...
2006-10-15 12:27:59 · answer #6 · answered by Melanie Einalem 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
so true the joke is yet so confused am i
2006-10-15 12:59:09 · answer #7 · answered by cjnponka 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow...
that was really funny
kool joke
2006-10-15 12:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by :) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chihuahua! LOL! keep 'em coming...thx..
2006-10-15 12:29:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that was really funny
2006-10-15 12:27:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋