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Entertainment & Music - 14 October 2006

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i dont really know how to download music on my i pod nano

2006-10-14 03:27:17 · 13 answers · asked by kitti_kat008 1 in Music

i have a band n we play punk rock music. we have been performing for many gigs n we're kinda get bored of it. we are trying very hard to look for a recording contract but no offers were given to us.

2006-10-14 03:23:57 · 4 answers · asked by werht 1 in Music

Subject: 1959

It's the summer of 1959 and Harold goes to

pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold is a pretty

hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo.

When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's

mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's

not quite ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?"

He does, and Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold

what they're planning to do for the evening.

Harold replies politely that they will probably just

go to the malt shop or maybe to a drive-in movie.

Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids

go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to

young Harold, and he stammers " Really? "

"Sure," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know

Peggy Sue really likes to screw! Why, she'd

screw all night if we let her!"

Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear

to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans

for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue

comes downstairs dressed in her little poodle skirt and

saddle shoes, and announces that she is ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts

his date out the front door while Mom is saying,

"Have a good evening kids,"

with a small wink for Harold.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled

Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the

door behind her and screams at her mother:

"Dammit, Mom!

Twist! The Twist!

It's called The Twist! "

2006-10-14 03:23:37 · 15 answers · asked by Linda 3 in Jokes & Riddles

please i need this lyric , appears in chapter 18, burke and yang are dancing, I haven't found it in my country (i'am a spanish girl)excuse me for my english,thanks

2006-10-14 03:23:06 · 1 answers · asked by nena 2 in Music

2006-10-14 03:22:27 · 6 answers · asked by pinto bean 1 in Television

Peanut, Almond, choclate, peanut butter, cricpy or dark choclate?
I like Almond

2006-10-14 03:22:07 · 33 answers · asked by Smile☺!! I'm here!! ♥ 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 03:21:43 · 24 answers · asked by Mrs. Kiedis 5 in Polls & Surveys

HA! got your attention! lol ok where can i find a celebritys email address of home address for free coz i want to send a letter to one of my fav actresses!

2006-10-14 03:20:38 · 14 answers · asked by Fell Down The Rabbit Hole 2 in Celebrities

...would you have priest at your funeral?
Do you know his name?
For sure?

2006-10-14 03:20:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Released this year, I mean.....

2006-10-14 03:20:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-14 03:18:58 · 4 answers · asked by millynator 1 in Music

2006-10-14 03:17:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

myspace.com/peacefulbloodshed

we are 14 years old..could you tell us what you think please?
thanks in advance
bruno &hearts

2006-10-14 03:15:14 · 6 answers · asked by peaceful bloodshed 2 in Music

2006-10-14 03:14:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i jst so luv him

2006-10-14 03:13:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. 2. Stop exercising. Waste of time. 3. Read less. Makes you think. 4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. 5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. 6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast. 7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like, to see the largest ball of twine. 9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did. 10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. 11. Not have eight children at once. 12. Get in a whole NEW rut! 13. Start being superstitious. 14. Personal goal: bring back disco. 15. Not wrestle with Jesse Ventura. 16. Not bet against the Minnesota Vikings. 17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system. 18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash. 19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords. 20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. 21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace. 22. Not eat cloned meat. 23. Create loose ends. 24. Get more toys. 25. Get further in debt. 26. Not believe politicians. 27. Break at least one traffic law. 28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice. 29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases. 30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet. 31. Stay off the MIR space station. 32. Not worry that the Y2K bug will cause the end of the world. 33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home. 34. Not swim with pirhanas or sharks. 35. Associate with even worse business clients. 36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them. 37. Wait around for opportunity. 38. Focus on the faults of others. 39. Mope about my faults. 40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

2006-10-14 03:12:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

in a young girl's Heart?

2006-10-14 03:12:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The kind that can make a woman blush? Make me beg?

2006-10-14 03:11:57 · 19 answers · asked by sweetsweetanne4 1 in Polls & Surveys

dad he says, whats the difference between potentially and reality? His dad thinks for a moment then tells him to go ask his mother if she'd sleep with the milkman for 2 million pounds. johnny does so and comes back and says yes she would. ok says dad, now ask your sister if she'd sleep with the postman for 2 million pounds.johhny does so and comes back and says yes she would. well there's your answer son says dad, potentially we're sitting on 4 million pounds, in reallity we're living with a couple of whores.

2006-10-14 03:11:15 · 28 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Jokes & Riddles

He seems to be a nice person,but my friends say its not safe to send pics nowadays.

2006-10-14 03:09:11 · 26 answers · asked by ria g 1 in Polls & Surveys

mine did that last night. -_-

2006-10-14 03:09:05 · 12 answers · asked by ~RockandRollChica~ 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 03:08:27 · 1 answers · asked by nickyrao 2 in Television

I'm hungry.

2006-10-14 03:07:39 · 24 answers · asked by Mrs. Kiedis 5 in Polls & Surveys

hey.. im waiting till death 4 dis serial!!

n d season 3 has been air..

so does any1 watch it??

please tell me a brief plot of d episodes...

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

n wer can i see d true n detail episodes of lost season 3??

not spoilers please..!! d real one..

thanx alot!

2006-10-14 03:05:53 · 9 answers · asked by You think you know me? 6 in Television

2006-10-14 03:05:38 · 6 answers · asked by velasquezsebastian 2 in Movies

2006-10-14 03:05:22 · 15 answers · asked by Eric C 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 03:05:12 · 17 answers · asked by See ya later aligator 4 in Polls & Surveys

But everybody looks funny naked!
You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Do you smell something burning?
What tampon?
Try breathing through your nose.
A little rug burn never hurt anyone.
Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
But whipped cream gives me the shits.
Can you make some noises, so that hottie next door thinks I'm good?
Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
Can you please pass me the remote control?
Do you accept Visa?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Ew - on second thought, let's turn off the lights.
And to think - I was really trying to pick up your friend!
So much for mouth-to-mouth.
Try not to leave any stains, okay?
Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
(Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
Do you get any premium movie channels?
Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
(Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
Got any penicillin?
But I just brushed my teeth...
Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
I want a baby!
So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
(In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
I think you have it on backwards.
When is this supposed to feel good?
Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
You're good enough to do this for a living!
Is that blood on the headboard?
Did I remember to take my pill?
Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
I wish you'd let me put this bag on your head...
That leak better be from the waterbed!
I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
So, how's your mother?
Did I tell you that I found this mattress on the side of the highway?
If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.
No, really... I do this part better myself!
It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
This would be more fun with a few more grandparents.
You're almost as good as my ex!
Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
You look younger than you feel.
Perhaps you're just out of practice.
You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
Now I know why he/she dumped you...
Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
I hope my stomach doesn't look too puffy - I haven't shat in weeks.
Have you ever considered liposuction?
And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
What are you planning to make for breakfast?
I have a sickening confession...
I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
Are those real or am I just behind the times?
Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
Is that a hanging sculpture?
You'll still vote for me, won't you?
Did I mention my transsexual operation?
I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
Did you come yet, dear? Did I?
I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
Does this count as a date?
Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
Hic! I need another beer for this please.
I think purple nurples are romantic - don't you?
You can cook, too right?
When would you like to meet my parents?
Have you ever tried it in the nose?
Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
Sorry about the nametags, They're to avoid any embarrassment later.
Don't mind me… I always file my nails in bed.
(In a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
Sorry but I don't do toes!
You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
I'll bet you didn't know I work for ''The Enquirer''.
So that's why they call you Mr. Flash!
My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
Is this a sin too?
I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
Long kisses clog my sinuses...
Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
How long do you plan to be ''almost there''?
You mean you're NOT my blind date?

2006-10-14 03:04:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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