Entertainment & Music - 14 October 2006

Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!

Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.

Paranoia: Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me.

Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town.

Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why!

Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock

Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away).

2006-10-14 02:45:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-14 02:45:16 · 5 answers · asked by Timothy F 1 in Other - Entertainment

Title and Artist please:

"So you can kiss, kiss this, and i don't mean on my rosy red lips, me and you, me and you , were thro, were thro, and theres only one thing left for me to do, so you can come on over here one more time, pucker up and close your eyes, and kiss this"

2006-10-14 02:44:39 · 5 answers · asked by Shorty 4 in Music

It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."

There is a long pause.

"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"

2006-10-14 02:43:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?''
The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?''

''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.''

The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?''

The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.''

''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?''

''Yeah, he's my dad.''

''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?''

The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?''

The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.''

''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.''

The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.''

The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''

2006-10-14 02:41:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

S-e-x

2006-10-14 02:38:33 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean seriousley, askin for their email, username ext. Why can't they just leave them alone? Like whenever I go into these kind of adviice sites people always are askin for cole's and dylan's email's, I like them too, but come one give them a break!

2006-10-14 02:38:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-14 02:37:22 · 11 answers · asked by delawaregirl83 3 in Music

2006-10-14 02:37:19 · 10 answers · asked by firefly 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 02:36:11 · 6 answers · asked by chattinitup44 1 in Music

2006-10-14 02:35:44 · 1 answers · asked by sxschickensxs 2 in Music

I love Kim Wilkins books the Gina Champion mysteries i was just wondering if anyone else liked or read her books and what you thought?!

2006-10-14 02:35:35 · 4 answers · asked by Cokie 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 02:34:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my fella is at a work dinner, my friends are being coupley or going clubbing.
ive got less money than i thought so i cant go out now.
i dont have a computer at home, my fone is out of credit and saturday night tv is rubbish.
what shall i do?

2006-10-14 02:33:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Your boyfriend or girlfriend?

2006-10-14 02:33:37 · 19 answers · asked by Hyacinth 2 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-10-14 02:33:27 · 4 answers · asked by i_luv_new_york_120060 1 in Celebrities

What types of music?

Which artists?

Extra credit: WHY?

2006-10-14 02:33:00 · 4 answers · asked by zen 7 in Polls & Surveys

Oh no oh no no no your not the one for me

2006-10-14 02:32:46 · 4 answers · asked by delawaregirl83 3 in Music

2006-10-14 02:32:41 · 13 answers · asked by firefly 4 in Polls & Surveys

in my opinion life savers suck, for a treat.

2006-10-14 02:31:36 · 7 answers · asked by Jujeaux 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 02:29:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

2006-10-14 02:29:15 · 16 answers · asked by firefly 4 in Polls & Surveys

"See that chicken over there? ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"!

2006-10-14 02:27:49 · 15 answers · asked by firefly 4 in Polls & Surveys

salman khan is my favourite actor thats why i needed the all details of his freind

2006-10-14 02:26:47 · 4 answers · asked by adiluvrup 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-14 02:25:46 · 39 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

what did you do?
did you have a good time?

2006-10-14 02:25:09 · 20 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

2006-10-14 02:25:07 · 13 answers · asked by firefly 4 in Polls & Surveys

People have a tendency to get upset when you even try.
That seems a little unfair don't you think?

2006-10-14 02:24:12 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 02:23:38 · 11 answers · asked by firefly 4 in Polls & Surveys

Now that its written, it needs to be illustrated, and then copyrighted and published, or published and copy righted. Anybody got any ideas on how I go about getting these things done? Any chronological order ?

2006-10-14 02:23:24 · 4 answers · asked by strong_beautifulqueen 2 in Other - Entertainment