(this may come across racist but its only a joke and remember i am asian myself!!)
A young asian boy is standing by his mother's side while she makes chappati's and, for a laugh, he puts some of the flour on his face and says "look mum, im a white boy now!!"
His mother looks at him and gives him a slap! "Go and show your father!!" She cries!
So the little boy goes into the living room to find his father and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy!!"
His father looks at him and also slaps him! "Go and show your grandparents!!" he orders!
So the little boy goes out into the garden where his grandparents are enjoying the afternoon sun, and says "Look at me, I'm a white boy!!"...They too slap him, and tell him to return to his mother.
Back in the kitchen, his mother asks the boy "Now what have you learnt from your silly charade??"
The boy replies, "I've learnt that I've only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you asians!!"
2006-10-14
04:47:15
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