Entertainment & Music - 14 October 2006

2006-10-14 05:24:26 · 14 answers · asked by SneakyStilo 3 in Polls & Surveys

Shes a talented girl, but in all her movies she seems so stupid.

2006-10-14 05:24:09 · 5 answers · asked by Steph :-) 3 in Celebrities

One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.

When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."

She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."

The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow/job."

She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."

Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"

The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."

The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.

The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"

He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!"

The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"

2006-10-14 05:23:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 05:23:46 · 6 answers · asked by Aime E 1 in Celebrities

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.


20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

2006-10-14 05:23:23 · 14 answers · asked by amanda_loo_hoo 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Is it worth going to see?

2006-10-14 05:23:12 · 4 answers · asked by amanda r 2 in Other - Entertainment

I'm sure they all love their kids, but some of them are a little more devoted. Rate your favorite celebrity moms and your least favorites. Be honest though. Even if you dont like her rate her honestly.



no rude or inapropriate answers.
il report any answers that are mean or nasty.

2006-10-14 05:23:00 · 9 answers · asked by happy 2 in Celebrities

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

2006-10-14 05:22:52 · 5 answers · asked by amanda_loo_hoo 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Which character in friends you most like????

2006-10-14 05:22:43 · 15 answers · asked by loli 2 in Celebrities

i went 2 chanle 20 but nothing waz der

2006-10-14 05:22:18 · 3 answers · asked by xchoudhury 2 in Television

2006-10-14 05:22:11 · 20 answers · asked by CLARE D 1 in Music

After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.

"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.

"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it-a regular Sodom and Gomorra. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions."

"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"

"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied St. Peter.

"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people."

And so they did.



Do you know what the letter said?



No?



Hmmm... So YOU didn't get the letter either, huh??

2006-10-14 05:21:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who has the Better cd albulm SnoopDog or BustaRyhems?

2006-10-14 05:21:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i need help thinking of old songs from the 90's.
that i used to hear on the radio.

2006-10-14 05:20:12 · 8 answers · asked by lllnmclean 1 in Music

An Irishman walks into a bar on a Monday dinnertime and asks for a poo and onion sandwich.
The barman asks 'are you sure about that?'
Paddy replies 'yes' so the barman goes out the back and obliges with his request.
All week long the Irishman comes in and has the same dinner.
On the Friday, he asks for a simple poo sandwich.
The barman says 'don't you want onions with that?
Paddy says 'no thanks, they were making my breath smell...'

2006-10-14 05:20:11 · 15 answers · asked by Ali 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What is his real name?

2006-10-14 05:19:45 · 9 answers · asked by PETE 19 2 in Celebrities

when there is no other country participating but Americans (USA-Canada) Unlike "football" when they have a World Cup there are actually teams from other Countries?

2006-10-14 05:18:51 · 6 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

I've heard the song my hump of black eyed peas but i didnt understand the meaning of hump and lump

what the meaning of hump and lump????

2006-10-14 05:15:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Since I am in the southern I say y'all though my cousins who live in the north say you guys.

2006-10-14 05:15:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 05:14:51 · 7 answers · asked by drb604 2 in Movies

Looking for songs with colours in the title for a music quiz.

2006-10-14 05:14:41 · 28 answers · asked by Tigger 2 in Music

(not metaphysical things)

2006-10-14 05:14:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later, he received this report.......

Most honorable Sir,

You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree, look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see.

No Fee.

2006-10-14 05:13:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And which of thier movies/characters did you like them best?

2006-10-14 05:13:40 · 19 answers · asked by big_dee1984 2 in Polls & Surveys

"the Yearling" or , "Where the Red Fern Grows"? TOO SAD!!!

2006-10-14 05:12:34 · 4 answers · asked by amylr620 5 in Movies

2006-10-14 05:11:44 · 17 answers · asked by Mrs. Kiedis 5 in Polls & Surveys

if you where going to make an anime what would it be like? people, plot, setting, so-on.

2006-10-14 05:11:28 · 5 answers · asked by jtspgs 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-14 05:11:18 · 16 answers · asked by salad sauce 2 in Music

i have reported a lot of them talking about kids in a perv's way or just being sicko's AM I RIGHT OR WRONG thank you. i will pick on those people who are sicko's perv's,.,.,.,.,.,

2006-10-14 05:11:16 · 17 answers · asked by Get away 3 in Polls & Surveys

Most films are rated PG-13/R for Disturbing Images and only a few films are rated PG-13/R for Disturbing content, so what's the big difference between Disturbing content and images? both are disturbing but what exactly is the difference?

2006-10-14 05:11:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies