Sunday's sermon: "Forgive Your Enemies"
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> Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you
> have forgiven your enemies?"
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> 80% held up their hands.
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> The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,
> except one small elderly lady.
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> "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
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> "I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
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> "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
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> "Ninety-eight." she replied.
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> "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how
> a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the
world?"
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> The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
> congregation, and said: "I outlived the b*tches."
2006-10-13
20:55:08
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