When I worked at Home Depot, a really hot girl walked right up to me and asked me "Do you have any cock for a crack I have?" When I got over my shock and asked what she wanted she said, "I have a crack in my tub and I was wondering if you had any cock." Then I got it! "Ah, Chalking!" I said. Then you could literally see the light bulb come on and she was really embarresed.
2006-10-13 21:05:52 · 5 answers · asked by Too Cool For Me 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
the **** are c o c k.
2006-10-13 21:06:47 · update #1
it was a few days ago. i was at the hospital, because i had a super-ultra-ober-strong cramp in my leg. i laid on a couch in a physiotherapy ward because a nurse made me a massage. then a man came into my ward (there are two beds) and asked me can he lay on another bed. i said "ok". then he asked me what happened to my leg. i said:
- I had a cramp.
- Wow, pretty painful. How did you get it?
- I think it was because I made sports.
- Sports? - he asked me. - With your boyfriend?
That was so nasty! I was like 30years younger than that man and he asked me that!
- No, not with a boyfriend, - i said.
- Then with your girlfriend?
- It's none of your business, - I told him and left my ward, though I could't leave. Then when I stood on the groun, I felt down!!! :D it was SO funny! First it was that nasty man, and then I felt down in front of him! :D that was stupid and FUNNY.
2006-10-13 21:32:40 · answer #1 · answered by Hyacinth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got in class late and saw bunch of my friends were very siilence for a long time. I just took a seat and 10 minutes before the end of the period, I noticed that they were doing a test!
You cannot imagine how dumb I looked like there.
2006-10-14 04:09:51 · answer #2 · answered by Oh Dee! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my wedding day was pretty funny to me. I forgot to brush my teeth and by the time i remebered i had my make up and bc i never wore make up i was not allowed to brush them bc it might ruin the make up so i stuck gum in my mouth and went on to the wedding i was 30 minutes late because i had to get ready and finish up the dishes I KNOW right but ne way i finally got their still chewing my gum that i forgot about and went through the whole wedding song thing here comes that bride and when i got to my husband to be he put the ring on the wrong finger and when it was my turn to say i do i did not say i do i said yeah and when i got finished with that i went outside to the flower throwing part and i threw the flowers way to far so no one was able to catch them they had to pick them up from the ground. thats a tomboy for ya i guess lol
2006-10-14 04:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by knowssignlanguage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoVe.
2006-10-14 04:14:58 · answer #4 · answered by cuckoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, but it can be if u make me best answer!
2006-10-14 04:14:08 · answer #5 · answered by blacklad_666 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋